★ BONERS/erections *ahem*

[Hircine]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? Sometime at school
2. How do you hide boners? I always wear tight underwear so my dick is usually pointed up.
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? Being in my underwear
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? Yeah both
5. Where? When? And what were you doing? Well I always leak pre when I'm really horny, but I've came in my pants when I rub myself through em
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? When I got a boner at the pool
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? Yeah but I was on DXM which gives you limpdick
8. How long does it take you to get hard? Not long, two seconds.
9. What's the length of your boner? Bit more 5 inches
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? Nope, just mental thoughts can give me em

[jimmypop92]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
When sitting in my law class last monday
2. How do you hide boners?
Flip them up into the waistband of your pants
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
Im not sure
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
Well a few times when listening to isabella valentines 'Jackpot'
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
See above
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
I think it was getting one in french class in yr9 but i think i hid it well
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
No Never
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
Well it depends on how arousing the situation is, but not long
9. What's the length of your boner?
8 Inches
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
It can be easy, if i know physical contact is going to come

[juggernaut_lloyd]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? earleir today
2. How do you hide boners? sit down with legs tucked in like im cuddling up top my self
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? nothing
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? nope
5. Where? When? And what were you doing? today i was in sisters room getting a brush and saw her underwear :L
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? mate saw it and cacked me at his and made me suck his cock so he wont tell anyone , was fun
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? yh after a few
8. How long does it take you to get hard? depends how horny
9. What's the length of your boner? 5.5 inch
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? either :P

[Dylan xX]

Originally Posted by Dicedarefan666

3: Playing Call of Duty 6: Modern Warfare 2 - but to be fair I'm not sure if that "caused" it so much as the timing coincided awkwardly with a nice intervention Headshot kill
)[/B]

You just made my day

[cools900]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? Today on the couch in front of my family ( I hide it so all is well )

2. How do you hide boners? I wear a big shirt/sweatshirt and that works well, or I pull it up and hide it in my waistband.

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? I got erections to like... everything idk but there must be alot.

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? yes

5. Where? When? And what were you doing? I was in a differnt room then my parents at a hotel one time ( watching tv porn ) I had one hand on the remote in case they came in and one in my pants ( of course ) they did not come in but every night I had more and more messy cloths to clean

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? I was at school and two kids walked by and laughed to themselfs then I put a book over it.

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? I offen try to get hard after masterbaiting but alot of the time I fail.

8. How long does it take you to get hard? when I have a sexy thought or see something It goes up right away.

9. What's the length of your boner? 6 to 7 inches.

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? way to easy still a virgin but when I get physical I just hope I don't cum to fast.

[Subandrew]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
On the bus ride home, about 20 minutes ago.

2. How do you hide boners?
If i wear a long winter coat, it hides it in the winter, or sometimes i tuck it up into my waist band, or sit down until it goes away.

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
Im not sure, cant think of anything..

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
yes, i leaked precum once so much the wet patch showed up through my boxers and shorts.

5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
Last summer i was making out with someone on my trampoline.

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
One time i got one when i was showering after the gym, surrounded by a bunch of 19-20 year old guys.

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Yes, i was very drunk.

8. How long does it take you to get hard?
Most of the time, less then ten seconds.

9. What's the length of your boner?
5.5-6 inches about.

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
I get them easily, just thinking about something gets me rock hard.

[handcuffs]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? yesterday
2. How do you hide boners? i dont hide them
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? umm nothing
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? yes
5. Where? When? And what were you doing? yesterday and i was at a friends house
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? idk
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? no
8. How long does it take you to get hard? a minute
9. What's the length of your boner? 5.5 to 6inches
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? very easliy

[Boom_Stick]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
;ast week at the shops

2. How do you hide boners?
push it up into my belt

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
hentai porn

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
yes

5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
school, 15, see the girls in cute costumes or a play

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
show it to a girl and having her laught at the size

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
no

8. How long does it take you to get hard?
2secs

9. What's the length of your boner?
3.2inch

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
i get them really easy

[rhode64]

Originally Posted by BettyBoop

Some questions for penis owners

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? I dont realy get surprise boners although I get hard several times a day due to the fact I am naked most of the time so very often horney.
2. How do you hide boners? I dont I like people seeing me hard
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? Seeing physical punishment.
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? No
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?I have quite a few normally when other people in a public place or in front of other people have been pleasuring me .When I have no control of whats happening
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? Yes when its cold outdoors and it did not want to come out and play cause of the cold.
8. How long does it take you to get hard? It very much depends on the situation and how turned on I am when really horney not long.
9. What's the length of your boner? When I last measured 7/8 inches
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?

Again it depends on the situation if it is outdoors or with an audience and if I am really turned on no physical contact is needed if just mrs and I alone in a boring place like the bedroom or somewhere then alot of physical contact is needed .

[mikemdd1]

Some questions for penis owners

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
earlier today on my sofa
2. How do you hide boners?
i don't really
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
well, nothing
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
yeah, a while ago
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
during cyber/cam on yahoo, before we had got properly started
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
my mum has caught me masturbating
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
yeah, a few times
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
depends, from seconds to a few minutes
9. What's the length of your boner?
around 7 inches, maybe a bit more on a good day
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
depends, i can get them easily sometimes but physical contact helps

[alienguy10]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? um cant remember
2. How do you hide boners?tuck it behind the elastic in my pants / underwear
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? talking to my ex over the internet pretty emotionally
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? pre-cum; of course!! who hasnt?!
5. Where? When? And what were you doing? playing around in bed
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? um im sure i have one from when im younger but i cant remember
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? yes =/ wanted to get hard but was pretty tired
8. How long does it take you to get hard? pretty quick
9. What's the length of your boner? 6-7"
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? abit of both - i can get them REALLY easily some times =/

[Nick]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
in my dorm common area once

2. How do you hide boners?
re-adjust pants or sit down

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
class, lol

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
nope

5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
n/a

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
same time as question one. I got a boner in my dorm common area when 2 of my friends who are girls were there and I was wearing very loose shorts. I had to excuse myself and one of them saw my boner and kinda started laughing but i'm not 100% sure thats what she was laughing at cause we were talking and such.

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Yeah

8. How long does it take you to get hard?
not very long

9. What's the length of your boner?
7in

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
easily.

[LiamOnyx]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
earlier today where i am now at bella's house

2. How do you hide boners?
sitting down is usually the easiest way without attracting attention

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
nothing

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
Yes

5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
At my girlfriends house

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
it's embarassing whenever it gets noticed by someone i don't want to notice it

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
no

8. How long does it take you to get hard?
not long but it depends on the situation

9. What's the length of your boner?
round about 7.5-8 inches

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
easily depending on what's causing it

[ubuntu]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
Train :O
2. How do you hide boners?
Boxer briefs!
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
Nothing
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? yup
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
Sleepover - gf accidentally sat on it :S
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
On a car journey with French exchange's family. Couldn't get it down for ages!
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
No
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
Pretty much instant.
9. What's the length of your boner?
7in
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
Mind power!

[Ardour]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where
If I recall correctly, it would be in the cinema. Not really sure, I just don't remember nor that I have any reason to.


2. How do you hide boners?
I usually place my dick in a downwards position (Making the head face downwards) so even if I get a boner, it wouldn't be that visible and I don't need anything to use or even think of a way to hide it.


3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
Pictures?


4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
One of the times was when we were playing truth or dare, a group of boys & girls. Just hearing the girls answer the questions was sort of tempting. Later on, game going on further and having my dick being touched (Clothes on) did the magic trick.


5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
Answered in the above question.


6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
Story cut to short, being seen by my aunt. (I had my boxer on)


7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Not that I recall.


8. How long does it take you to get hard?
Usually, it depends on the situation I am in and what I'm doing, and of course; what I am seeing.


9. What's the length of your boner?
Long enough to be proud of. (7-7.5inch)


10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
Easily.