★ BONERS/erections *ahem*

[Kisune Karnon]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? Surprise boner? Hmm, while driving maybe?
2. How do you hide boners? Just shift them to be parallel to my body.
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? cleaning dishes
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? nope
5. Where? When? And what were you doing? n/a
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? none
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? yes
8. How long does it take you to get hard? depends on the environment of what I'm doing. Usually not too long
9. What's the length of your boner? 7 inches or so
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? Sometimes yes, sometimes no

[rrichmon]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
not sure when I got a surprise boner, they usually just happen when I want them to.
2. How do you hide boners?
the tuck rule, tuck in the top of the pant line wear loose shirt over it.
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
When I was an early teen I started to pop one during a meeting for football(middle school)
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
yes
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
I was getting a lapdance when I was in high school and she was very good
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
Probably the one up there about popping one in middle school.
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
I failed to stay hard lol does that count?
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
not long with the right motivation
9. What's the length of your boner?
7 inches
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
Depends I can get it by reading erotic writing.

[Cap]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? Earlier today, I was working and I brushed up right behind a customer and my penis decided to suddenly become a boner onto her butt
2. How do you hide boners? If I'm wearing tight pants I have to actually use my hands but in regular pants I only need to push it to the side.
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? Once I bought some new books and when I opened the first one the smell gave me a sudden erection
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? Pre-cum is caused by general arousal, so that has happened often, Jizzing in your pants is way more extreme and so I have never had that happen.
5. Where? When? And what were you doing? N/A
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? When I was first hitting puberty I had no control over my erections and so when I hugged my best friend, who was a year older and already had big boobs (only B's but in 6th grade that was big) all of a sudden it just popped up and she screamed in the middle of the class so I stood in front of the class and had to apologize for scaring her.
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? nope, never
8. How long does it take you to get hard? maybe 10 seconds if I do not touch at all.
9. What's the length of your boner? 5.5"
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? I get them very very easily they pop up at inconvenient times and make my life awkward as all hell

[Truckernaut42]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
last week in a locker room

2. How do you hide boners?
i don't need to if I am clothed

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
a comic

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
no

5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
n/a

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
getting an erection in gym class in junior high school when a girl kissed me, but nobody saw it

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
no

8. How long does it take you to get hard?
not long, a few seconds

9. What's the length of your boner?
4 inches

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
pretty easy

[sumsar1972]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
Last night when I was lying on the couch at home
2. How do you hide boners?
Wear tight jeans, sit down, push down
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
Don't really remember any non-sexual things that has given me an erection
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
Yes, often
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
Kissing and touching my wife where we couldn't go any further
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
Getting one in the changing room at the local swimming pool when I was a teenager
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Yes
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
1-5 minutes
9. What's the length of your boner?
16-17 cm
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
Mostly physical, but sometimes I can get hard without it

[ColdToes]

Some questions for penis owners

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
2. How do you hide boners?
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
9. What's the length of your boner?
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?

1. GetDare email arrived when I was checking my mail with family in the living room. It was PM notification and I read the PM. Bam! Boner
2. Cross my legs and violently think about math problems
3. Listening to someone talk really slowly and glaringly sometimes does it, no matter what is said.
4. I've had pre stains a lot when wearing underwear and thinking about kinky things or making out. Never fully jizzed in my pants by accident though.
5. Whenever I combine jeans, underwear, and sexy stuff I'm at risk for the pre coming.
6. Was examining mine when young neighbor girl walked in on my to tell me that dinner was ready (neighbors over for dinner). Super awkward
7. Only if I'm feeling sick, but it does happen
8. Not long. Maybe 5 seconds max
9. 5.5 inches about
10. I get hard-ons really easily

[Dice7]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
The last 'surprise' one was at the gym but they aren't really a surprise any more lol

2. How do you hide boners?

I'm really not that big. Unless I'm wearing just boxers or something like that I don't really need to hide it

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?

I think I'd made a huge mistake at work and I was really stressed out but somehow had a really hard dick

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?

Pre cum all the time, actual jizz...yea it happens sometimes

5. Where? When? And what were you doing?

To actually cum I need to be watchign something sexual usually, but that one work story I told above when I was stressed out, I came in my pants without any explanation.

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?

Maybe randomly getting one in the showers a the gym with other men around. I mean I've been caught naked and caught wanking before and I'm usually hard then as well.

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?

Once or twice for solo dares but not with anyone else

8. How long does it take you to get hard?

Couple of seconds - not a lot of blood needed!

9. What's the length of your boner?

I stopped messuring years ago but somewhere between 5.9 and 6.1 seen it at 6.1 but most of the time when I meassured it was 5.9 ish

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?

Easily!

#bringbackboop

[EffyRegrets]

All you guys should include photos here, haha! That would have been a nice collection.

[Dice7]

Lol Effy I doubt there is many men on getdare that would be unhappy about sending a dick pic

[painlov]

i have cum in my pants lots of times, its awefull, generally at my sleep but once it hapened while some kisses with a girl. Maybe it because im virgim and im not a masturbation sick kind od guy.

If someone has some tips i apreciate hahaha

[DemonDare]

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1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?

It was quite recently when I was shopping, no idea why but suddenly I was rock hard!

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2. How do you hide boners?

It depends on the situation. If I'm sitting down, I'll just lean forwards, if I'm holding something like a book I'll just hold it down by the part of me which is rapidly growing in size, but most often I just flip it up into the waistband. I have to be careful because it sticks out a good half way even when it's flipped, although that is arousing in itself..

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3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection

I can't remember. A lot of non sexual things can get me hard though because it starts a train of thought which gets dirtier and dirtier. For example, in the right mood a sofa in a shop window could lead to a babysitter fantasy and a hard on!

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4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?

Usually at night. Whenever I haven't come for about 3 weeks (which is very rare) I often end up with sticky semen all over me when I wake up!

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5. Where? When? And what were you doing?

The last time was on an extended camping trip - it is very difficult to clean up cum when you're in a shared tent!

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6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?

Not sure I have one which is embarrassing as such, but I have certainly had moments close to complete humiliation when standing up to give a presentation and you are trying to stop yourself from getting a boner.

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7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?

No, I am proud to say

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8. How long does it take you to get hard?

Usually about 20 seconds from soft to as hard as it gets. Sometimes longer if I've recently cum.

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9. What's the length of your boner?

Just under 7 inches on a good day.

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10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?

I am incredibly easily aroused, a light breeze can have me really hard before I've even noticed. I find it impossible to do anything in getDare without getting a boner - including answering these questions!

[warriorslave]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
At work yesterday

2. How do you hide boners?
I try to point my erection more downwards so it's a little bit more hidden.

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
I don't know why but when women have nice feet, it turns me on.

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
Pre-cummed definitely. I haven't jazzed in my pants yet.

5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
I woke up to a wet dream once. That was weird.

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
Getting one in the pool and bumping into someone on accident.

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Sometimes when I don't have anything stimulating enough. Or when I have my chastity device on that will do it.

8. How long does it take you to get hard?
Just a few seconds. Not too long.

9. What's the length of your boner?
About 5.5

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
I get them pretty easily.

[banesith]

(Yes, I know this I'm reviving a dead thread, I just like it)

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?

On the bus last week.

2. How do you hide boners?

Usually put my arm over it if I'm sitting down or put my bag in front of it when standing.

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?

Not sure.

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?

Can honestly say I haven't

5. Where? When? And what were you doing?

n/a

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?

Not sure.

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?

Nope.

8. How long does it take you to get hard?

Usually about a minute.

9. What's the length of your boner?

5 inches.

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?

Quite easily.

[gdBob]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
It happens so often that I don't really remember specific incidents. The last one I recall was just out shopping for food at the store. There was no reason, just... boing.

2. How do you hide boners?
Concentrate on tensing your thigh muscles and they should go away. Or hold something in front of that area, or stay sat down for as long as you can.

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
Again, so many things that I don't have a complete list. The thing that feels most inappropriate is when my girl cries. Yeah. I don't want to bone a crying girl or anything but if I'm hugging her and she's crying, I'm rock hard. Weird.

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? 5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
No, never without some sort of physical stimulation

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
One time I was working in an office with four girls and, for reasons I can't remember, I was hard as a diamond. And then I got called to be somewhere else in the building and I'd run out of ways to delay it. So I had to get up and walk across the room and I know they must have noticed. Even if only one did, I'm sure she'd have spread the word.

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Yes.

8. How long does it take you to get hard?
Can be instant.

9. What's the length of your boner?
14cm.

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
Some times I get them very easily, with some nice thoughts or light physical contact on the right parts of my body. Other times I might need some direct physical stimulation.

[symea]

1) Last Surprise - Sitting in class in college a few days ago.

2) Hide? - If they’re bad I tend to tuck under my waistband but only if it’s full, anything semi hard just gets covered maybe with a bag or whatever I’m carrying.

3) Least Sexual Time - Probably when a football hit me full on in the balls.

4) Jizzed Myself? - Aside from wet dreams not really - not for a few months still though.

5) Where? When? What? - as above, just getting wet dreams etc.

6) Most Embarrassing? - Probably the one in college, was sat in class with my mates, weird thing is I’m on an all boys sport course and I’m perfectly straight - anyway next thing you know my weird arse mate sits on my leg and off it goes to a full hard on.

7) Only ever failed to get hard at first when I lost my virginity, aged 15 and all them hormones, wouldn’t go up when I actually wanted it too😂

8) Long to get hard? As soon as I want really depends if any touching is involved.

9) Length? Round about 18/19cm (roughly 7 1/2 Inches I think)

10) Easy? Pretty easy - usually needs a little bit of contact really