Would you be a good ....

[Jaro]

Would you be a good ....

1. Bond girl
2. Vigilante (Batman, Superman, Zorro....)
3. Porn director
4. Jedi
5. Body painter
6. Fluffer
7. Bouncer
8. Dinner plate
9. Pubic hair dresser
10. Hogwarts student

Please include the why/why not in your answer if you can. Feel free to add (kinky) conditions and be creative!

[AJason]

I definitely know that I would be a Jedi my whole life growing up, I was always the peacemaker in my family. I was always the one to defuse a situation and make sure everyone was good. I also loved playing Knights Of The Old Republic back in the day and I was always a Jedi

[herpderp42]

1. Bond girl: No. But I would prefer being Austin Powers sidekick regardless.
2. Vigilante (Batman, Superman, Zorro....) In fact I would love to be the infamous bedman. The brave hero who keeps poison ivy busy in the night.
3. Porn director: Director not but I would enjoy writing stupid porn scripts
4. Jedi: Even the mighty Jar-Jar would have to acknowledge my powers.
5. Body painter: specialised in modern art leaving the canvas blank
6. Fluffer does throe viagra at the porn star count?
7. Bouncer Hahahaha good joke.
8. Dinner plate: if I get paid enough I would nail the shit out of being a Dinner plate.
9. Pubic hair dresser: No. But I would make a deal with the wax guys next to me to get 5% profit out of every person who runs from me to them and get easily rich.
10. Hogwarts student. Certainly a hufflepuff student. The worst student though because I wouldn't believe in magic.

[Jaro]

1. Bond girl
No. I lack the vajayjay required for it.

2. Vigilante (Batman, Superman, Zorro....)
I think so yes, and I think Zorro would suit me best. I like swords!

3. Porn director
Actually yes, I think I would be good at choosing creative camera angles and positions and such...

4. Jedi
Sure. Just give me the force and everything is easy, right?

5. Body painter
Hot! Just give me a nice female body to paint!

6. Fluffer
No, I don't want to do that.

7. Bouncer
No way. I don't have the strength and those places make me uncomfortable anyways.

8. Dinner plate
Well I love messy and involving food into kink. But it depends highly on who's eating!

9. Pubic hair dresser
Just give me a girl who doesn't mind keeping her pubic hair and yes!

10. Hogwarts student
No, I never saw the appeal of the Harry Potter franchise anyways.

[Tizzle1]

1. Bond girl - no, I don't have the sexiness
2. Vigilante (Batman, Superman, Zorro....) - I mean, no one has seen me and Spiderman in the same room together....
3. Porn director - haha hell no
4. Jedi - fuck yeah because I am one with the force and the force is with me
5. Body painter - no I suck at painting
6. Fluffer - ehn?
7. Bouncer - absolutely not, I am not forceful
8. Dinner plate - sure, if you'd like I can be a snack
9. Pubic hair dresser - oh, maybe....
10. Hogwarts student - fuck yeah this is why I was born

[AnnieSub123]

1. Bond girl
I don't think so... I don't know how to explain it, but I dedinitely feel I wouldn't be

2. Vigilante (Batman, Superman, Zorro....)
If vigilantes are all the time doubting wether they are right or wrong at doing what they do, then definitely!!!

3. Porn director
I actually could be. I am very imaginative for sex/sex scenes, and if I count with nice staff that help me make my ideas true, it could definitely work

4. Jedi
I have always been told I am really good at martial arts

5. Body painter
DEFINITELY!!! Gimme my brushes, I will become the Picasso of body art!!! I am truly good at seeing shapes and volumes on the human body, and I definitely know how to work with them!!

6. Fluffer
I am sure I would pretty much suck at that (no pun intended). My self consciousness stops me from being all the sexy I could be

7. Bouncer
... I don't truly know what this is

8. Dinner plate
How could you not be good at being a dinner plate? You just have to be still, right?

9. Pubic hair dresser
Probably yes. Same as with makeup, I am very skilled when it comes to using my hands, and I am quite creative. After a bit of training I could be truly good at it!!

10. Hogwarts student
... I would probably be like the mild version of Hermione, so yes I guess?

[Katacombs]

1. Bond girl: Only if was denied the whole time!
2. Vigilante (Batman, Superman, Zorro....): I would try but then I would fail to do anything when I would try to fight.
3. Porn director: I would get too frustrated, both sexual and with the actors. So, I'd just walk away. So... No!
4. Jedi: the sitting and mediating part, yes! The celibacy part, no!
5. Body painter: I would laugh too much!
6. Fluffer: only I could use my mouth! Yum!! Though, I don't know if I'd be able to stop before he came...
7. Bouncer: I'm definitely not tall enough!
8. Dinner plate: I would shake too much!
9. Pubic hair dresser: Only if I could make it look messy and it be considered "stylish."
10. Hogwarts student: I would hear a bump, investigate it, and die within 5 hours.

[striker101]

Would you be a good ....

1. Bond girl — Nope, have a dick and no boobs so... But I'd definitely sleep with — most — Bonds
2. Vigilante (Batman, Superman, Zorro....) — If I got good enough superpowers maybe. Otherwise I'm probably screwed.
3. Porn director — I might do alright, could be good with some practice.
4. Jedi — If only. Pretty sure I'd cut off my own limb with a lightsaber...
5. Body painter — Decent. I've done some painting, it could be fun.
6. Fluffer — Dunno if I'd be good, but I'd have a fun keeping guys hard.
7. Bouncer — Nope. Not even remotely good.
8. Dinner plate — I mean I could lie still enough for someone to eat off me if they wanted to.
9. Pubic hair dresser — I don't even know
10. Hogwarts student — Was always a good student... Think I'd be a good bit more creative than most of the students we saw in the books. Though experimenting with magic could get me in some bad spots.

[Sluttysue]

1. Bond girl - Mostly yes, but i would struggle to wear enough clothes.
2. Vigilante (Batman, Superman, Zorro....) - In my Mistress days, absolutely. Now not so much!
3. Porn director - Porn star, not director. Then again, i would tell the guy to just lay there and act natural, I’ll do the rest.
4. Jedi - Pretty sure i could play some impressive mind tricks on the opposition.
5. Body painter - No chance. Zero artistic ability.
6. Fluffer - Hello, bimbo whore here. Yeah, this i can do.
7. Bouncer - Well i stay in shape and i know i can distract the guys at least. Then i can knee them and drop them to the floor. The rest is easy.
8. Dinner plate - i suppose. Capable of holding still, just no desire to do that.
9. Pubic hair dresser - No way. Zero practice.
10. Hogwarts student - They would throw me out.

[churroboy101]

1. Bond girl

as much as i'd like to i don't actually have a real pussy... but i'd make a great blonde sissy! all i'd need would be a blonde wig

2. Vigilante (Batman, Superman, Zorro....)

noo i'd be a terrible vigilante i'd be easily overpowered and made into the villains degredation bitch.. i can just imagine it the villain being too strong forcefully stripping me, attaching a collar and leash then dragging me to their lair and keeping me their as there sissy sex slave~

3. Porn director

probably not i'd be too indecisive i'm much better at following instruction

4. Jedi

behold the first [as far as i'm aware] fully sissy jedi!i'd imagine cock cage is a must can't have the sissy monk get tempted now can we?

5. Body painter

if that would mean painting on my own body then sure^^ i've always fantasised painting on an outfit and going about my day as normal... shame my clitty would stick out... oh and what would be even more degrading... even though i could paint any clothes on myself.. if i still painted a sissy outfit!

6. Fluffer

the ideal job for an owned sissy like myself? i can imagine mistress being an agent of sorts, taking phone calls and choosing my fluffer gigs then i'd turn up and use my skills~ only to be cucked and not even get the cummies in the end

7. Bouncer

aha same as vigilante i guess, i'd try to step in or stop someone and get totally dominated.. heck they'd probably drag me into wherever hired me naked and show off they dominated me

8. Dinner plate

i've been a dinner tray before but i had the plate with the food on me not the food directly. it would depend on the meal i guess as a plate that wimpers at the touch of hot food but moans and winces at cold food would get annoying im sure

9. Pubic hair dresser

oh i'd be waaay to tempted to use my mouth on them man or woman if i were to be on my knees that close to a wonderful pussy or a throbbing cock whats a sissy to do but please them~

10. Hogwarts student

again i'd rather be someones replacement house elf in nothing but a potato sack ooooh~ thats a turn on

[Kah]

Would you be a good ....

1. Bond girl

Spoiler:

I'm not 100% sure what that would entail. If it's like a damsel in distress sorta thing then yes I would be great at that. Never seen a James Bond movie so I don't really know

2. Vigilante (Batman, Superman, Zorro....)

Spoiler:

I would be a great vigilante for about a day, during which I'd probably be killed

3. Porn director

Spoiler:

after much experience playing with doms in real life, and switches on gd, I believe I'd be able to direct something truly sadistic and graphic

4. Jedi

Spoiler:

Growing up in a SUPER religious family, I was never allowed to watch Star Wars, so I don't really know what a Jedi is other than the asthmatic in the black suit

5. Body painter

Spoiler:

I have zero talent as an artist, but I have thought about having body pain applies to myself a few times

6. Fluffer

Spoiler:

yes. This one I can do.

7. Bouncer

Spoiler:

The moment a fight break out id likely fall into another coma

8. Dinner plate

Spoiler:

if you mean the thing where they place sushi on a naked body at a party, then yes, I think I would do great at that

9. Pubic hair dresser

Spoiler:

buzzcuts all around

10. Hogwarts student

Spoiler:

yes, I would be a great student. I'd spend 100% of my time studying all the magic goodness

Please include the why/why not in your answer if you can. Feel free to add (kinky) conditions and be creative

<3 Kah

[sissybill]

Would you be a good
1. Bond girl= yes
2. Vigilante (Batman, Superman, Zorro....)=no
3. Porn director=omg no
4. Jedi=no
5. Body painter=oh yes
6. Fluffer= absolutely yes/ i use to fluff my x's boyfreinds
7. Bouncer=no
8. Dinner plate=no
9. Pubic hair dresser=id be horrible at it/ id be sucking n not cutting
10. Hogwarts student

[Kaitlyn1386]

1. Bond girl Yes
2. Vigilante (Batman, Superman, Zorro....) Yes or a good sidekick.
3. Porn director No
4. Jedi Ohh yes!
5. Body painter No
6. Fluffer Nope
7. Bouncer Maybe
8. Dinner plate No
9. Pubic hair dresser Yes
10. Hogwarts student yes

[faryak]

Thanks, Jaro; for this great thread.

Would I be a good ....

1. Bond girl
In a parallel universe, maybe. I like the sensual, femme fetal aspect of it
2. Vigilante (Batman, Superman, Zorro....)
No. Individual solutions to big problems seldom work in my opinion... let alone a lawless version of it!
3. Porn director
Do directors get to star in their porn too? Kidding, I think I'd like to be able to do that, but more likely I won't be. I just don't like the, for the lack of a better term, over assertiveness of most male porn actors that I've watched.
4. Jedi
I'm not sure what this entails, but it seems like a mix of soldier and martial artist with some added sectarian/political agenda in the mix. So, no!
5. Body painter
Can't paint worth a sh-shiz! But I'd really love to, if I could
6. Fluffer
Umm, that could make for a good fantasy, especially if some spanking is featured a bit.. or a lot! But, still I'm not experienced enough to do the job supposedly the well-versed other model is delegating to me
7. Bouncer
No! I'm just not the type, physically or mentally
8. Dinner plate
This is euphemism for something? I'm an aspired, self-proclaimed pillow "princess", if I got that right.
9. Pubic hair dresser
Dresser doesn't go well with always opting for nothing there, so, no?
10. Hogwarts student
With a House like Hufflepuff, everyone is qualified, I'd like to think

Please include the why/why not in your answer if you can. Feel free to add (kinky) conditions and be creative!

Oh, did I hear "kink additions are welcomed" there? Oh, thank you very much, good sir:
11. A whipping boy
If by being good, we mean: having had daydreams about it, then I'm overqualified actually