16 funny/humiliating X or Y questions 2.

kevinkevk · 12-22-2014, 05:31 PM

It's time for another round of X or Y questions.

The previous set can be found here: http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=201543

Remember you MUST pick one or the other.

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up?
2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post?
3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes?
4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week?
5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken?
6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on?
7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open?
8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum?
9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)?
10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day?
11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime?
12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)?
13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid?
14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats?
15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece?
16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year?

The person with the most detailed answers gets a high five from me

LckMeUpPls · 12-22-2014, 05:41 PM

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up?
Underwear
2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post?
Chance it
3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes?
Got to ed fully clothed
4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week?
10 times at uni
5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken?
30 gallons of mayonnaise
6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on?
Turned on, because then I could lie about it :P
7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open?
Permission
8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum?
Cock shape.
9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak?
Apu
10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day?
Panties in conversations
11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime?
20 spanks
12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)?
Yes to sexual requests.
13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid?
Bimbo
14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats?
20 cats
15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece?
Naked Picture
16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year?
TV

subboy132 · 12-22-2014, 06:54 PM

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up?
In my underwear.
2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post?
I have no idea who the last person was, so how about the next.
3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes?
Drive naked. That's fucking hot.
4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week?
At work/college. I love public stuff!
5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken?
Mayonnaise. Less painful.
6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on?
I have a dick, so a bell might as well ring when I'm turned on.
7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open?
Always leave it open. Less embarrassing.
8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum?
I actually love the taste of cum so I could handle it.
9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak?
No idea who they are, but the first one looks nicer so him.
10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day?
Give my phone number out.
11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime?
Spanks.
12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)?
Always say yes to non strangers.
13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid?
Maid
14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats?
Cats
15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece?
Sex toys
16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year?
Christmas presents

messy-emiy · 12-22-2014, 07:12 PM

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up?
Underwear, that is something I might be able to convince my relatives of to be okay with, I mean, a clown, that would be a lot harder to do.

2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post?
I am not sure what this is about, I guess the latter?

3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes?
Fully clothed sleeping, I don't like public at all

4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week?
at home, same as 3 basically.

5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken?
The former, it sounds like a leisurely thing to do anyway, listening to the soothing sound of mayo splooshing out of my ass

6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on?
Turned on, but both are devilish

7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open?
Need permission, I like that anyway

8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum?
eating cock shaped thing sound gread, just like 7, there is no competition in this question

9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak?
Er?

10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day?
Panties sounds easier, I mean, how many new people do you meet every day? That would become a full time job :P

11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime?
20 hard spanks. I am way too impatient for the 10 minutes.

12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)?
For this one I would go for saying yes, it does sound exciting

13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid?
Maid

14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats?
...umm..uumm wow... um. a hobo, they might listen better than cats

15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece?
Sex toys

16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year?
Presents I guess

mrpropel · 12-28-2014, 06:24 PM

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up?
Wedding! Clowns are.. disturbing.
2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post?
Last person, she is probably hot :P
3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes?
Only drive naked, sounds like such a thrill!
4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week?
Both are great but I'd say at college because I love the risk of getting caught!
5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken?
Shuriken, it wouldn't be the first time my ass felt like it was being torn apart.
6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on?
Turned on! I like to lie, so it would get annoying.
7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open?
Need permission, hate when people leave it open.
8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum?
Everything tastes like cum, it doesn't taste that bad at all.
9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)?
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Thank you and come again.
10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day?
Panties! That would be hilarious
11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime?
20 Hard spanks, ain't nobody got time for 10 minutes
12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)?
The first one, because I would probably always say yes anyways :P
13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid?
Maid, they aren't stupid
14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats?
Hobo, they are usually chill, plus I hate cats
15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece?
Naked picture on my mantel piece? Hell yes!
16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year?
The second one, don't give out too many and the people who I give them too probably would find it hilarious.

Caliboo · 12-28-2014, 06:37 PM

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up?
2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post?
3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes?
4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week?
5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken?
6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on?
No one has to know what the bell means, right?!
7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open?
8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum?
9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)?
10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day?
11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime?
12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)?
13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid?
14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats? i bloody love cats
15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece?
16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year?

Gothedrill · 12-28-2014, 08:47 PM

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up?
I would say as a clown. Underwear talk about being under dressed

2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post?
last

3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes?
bed fully clouthed. night pnats or sweat pants andeven shorts, much easyer then getting undressed every time i get in a car.

4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week?
edge 40 times a week i think i do that anyway. especially this week, i haven't cum in 5 days but i'm so horny i can;t help but stroke it.

5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken?
give me the mayo. a shuriken might kill me.

6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on?
gotta be lie. you can be honest and really vauge, or refuse to answer questions. the chances people will figure out what that bell sound is is really slime. Also i think i get turned on way more than i lie.

7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open?
permison. i can;t go unless the door is closed.

8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum?
cock shaped food. still tastes the same at least. i would get sick of cum flavored things pretty quickly.

9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)? Apu...moes life is pretty shit.

10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day?
panties. randome phone numbers worry me.

11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime?
the spankings i guess....i don't wantto waste 10 minutes like that.

12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)?
sexual one. I don't consider many people "non strangers" and they would'nt ask me to do sexual things.

13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid? maid. i can finally get things done.

14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats? 20 cats might need to bu a bigger bed but i mean cats c'mon

15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece?
well i don't have any of either...so..sex toys.

16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year?
the secound one. i just wont give gifts say i had an emegency payment or something

zackertman · 12-28-2014, 11:07 PM

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up? Underwear
2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post? Chance it
3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes? Go to bed fully clothed.
4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week? At home
5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken? 30 gallons of mayonaise
6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on? Turned on
7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open? Leave the door open
8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum? Cum
9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)? I dont watch the simpsons. Moe
10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day? Phone number. Put it on a business card
11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime? 20 spanks
12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)? Sexual requests i guess
13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid? Bimbo
14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats? 20 cats
15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece? All of my sex toys. I dont have any
16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year? Breaking news i guess

TessaFox · 12-29-2014, 08:33 AM

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up?
In my own underwear, because at least then I could make it sexy. There's nothing sexy about a clown costume.

2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post?
Chance it, because the person above me did so too ^^ Hehe.

3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes?
Go to bed fully clothed, driving naked would be dangerous, I'd try to cover up too much :c

4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week?
40 times at home, simply because I don't want to get fired :x

5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken?
Mayonnaise, even though both would hurt.

6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on?
I probably get turned on more than I lie, so I'll say lie.

7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open?
Always need permission, because I find that kinky :3

8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum?
Hmmm, probably everything I eat turns into a cock shape, because there are so many cock shaped foods already out there.

9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)?
Apu, because he at least has some class about him?

10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day?
I'd give out my phone number, just because it seems easier. Then i'd not answer the phone!!

11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime?
10 minutes corner time, because I'd be more likely not to do the crime again.

12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)?
No to when asked if I am over 18, because there are always other ways to buy alcohol, and I've got no idea of a roller coaster that needs you to be over 18 to go on it.

13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid?
Maid, I hate acting or being called dumb.

14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats?
20 cats!, Purrrrrr!!

15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece?
Framed naked picture, would be easier to explain.

16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year?
Christmas present, because 10 people isn't the equivalent of millions of people.

sakurafan1217 · 12-30-2014, 11:15 PM

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up?
Underwear

2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post?
Chance it.

3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes?
Sleep Clothed

4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week?
40 times at home.

5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken?
Mayonnaise.

6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on?
Turned on.

7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open?
Door Open

8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum?
Taste like cum.

9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)?
Idk who they are, to lazy to google.

10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day?
Give out my number.

11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime?
Spanks

12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)?
Yes to Sexual Requests

13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid?
Maid

14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats?
Cats

15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece?
Toys

16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year?
Gifts

The_Mickie · 01-08-2015, 10:38 AM

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up? Clown costume
2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post? Eww. Chance it, I suppose.
3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes? Bed clothed
4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week? 40 at home
5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken? Not sure what a shuriken is, so mayo?
6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on? Lie
7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open? Permission
8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum? Cock shape
9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)? Never watched the Simpsons.
10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day? Number
11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime? Spanks
12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)? 18
13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid? Maid
14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats? Cats
15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece? Toys
16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year? Presents

Asteroth · 01-08-2015, 10:45 AM

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up?
Clown
2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post?
TheMickie but she keeps the blindfold
3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes?
Sleep clothed
4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week?
Edge 40 times at home (the more the better!!!)
5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken?
Mayonnaise, definitely - for some reason, I don't fancy having my intestines and butt hole carved to confetti by razor sharp piece of metal.
6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on?
When I'm turned on. Will make me feel like I'm in the church. Those sexy nuns and stuff... You get my point.
7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open?
Leave the door open.
8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum?
Everything I eat turn into cock shape - I like the flavour of beer waaaaay to much. And I have good teeth to handle any cock problem I'd face

9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)?
Moe! (But I'm not sure if someone with taste for beer can be a good bartender)
10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day?
Panties into conversation - that's easier. I do give my phone number quite often, but I think I'd quickly run out of people who don't have it and offering my phone every day to people who have it already would end up in me being accused of Alzheimer.
11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime?
Spanking please. Pretty please!
12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)?
Only say yes - the picky guys don't get laid you know...
13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid?
maid? I guess. Both options are against my limits, besides - I've never been hypnotized successfully.
14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats?
A hobo - haven't you heard about the good Samaritans? It's such a good deed to make! I'll just have to disinfect the bed afterwards, but hell, good deed is good deed, right?
15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece?
My naked picture - it would be quite classy to hang it over the chimney. And I'd put on a monocle, if allowed a cylinder hat and sit all fancy with an elegant cane.
16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year?
I have minors in my family, so breaking news is better - it would be the TV station that gets in trouble not I.

PerfectLyre · 01-08-2015, 11:23 AM

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up?
Depends on how ridiculous the clown outfit is, but probs go for underwear.

2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post?
I'll chance it with the next person to post, more fun that way.

3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes?
Clearly the only option is to drive naked. How am I supposed to get freaky in the bed if I can't take my clothes off?

4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week
40 times at home, please. That second option is way too tough.

5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken?
Oh come on, 30 gallons obviously. Keep anything sharp away from butt.

6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on?
Every time I am turned on, kinda kinky, but also I lie way too much.

7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open?
Need permission, also kinky, being in someone else's control, yes please.

8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum?
Ooh, tough one. But, I'm gonna have to go with cock-shaped foods, I like tea way too much.

9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)?
Well clearly, whichever I pick I'm a winner. But I'll go with Moe, all that alcohol.

10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day?
Gonna go with the phone number, because who knows, I might get to have some fun with someone every once and a while.

11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime?
Spanking, definitely. Oh god, that would be amazing. It would difficult not behave poorly.

12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)?
Saying yes to sexual requests. How kinky would that be? people coming up to and demanding your body like you're only purpose is sex.

13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid?
Again, either way I'm a winner. But, I prefer serving and being submissive, so maid.

14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats?
Oh god, that's too many cats. Unfortunately, I don't like the smell of cat pee, nor do I enjoy having scratches on everything I own. And anyway, I'm sure the hobo wouldn't mind taking a shower before hand.

15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece?
Gonna have to go with sex toys, it's not like I try to hide them anyway.

16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year?
Might as well broadcast them, I mean, this is a public forum anyway not like I'm trying to hide anything here.

rainbowlicious7 · 01-08-2015, 12:52 PM

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up? Underwear
2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post? Yes to the guy above
3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes? Bed clothed
4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week? 40 at home
5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken? I guess mayo
6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on? Turned on
7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open? Door open
8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum? Cock shape
9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)? moe
10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day? Panties that would be funny
11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime? Spanks
12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)? 18
13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid? Maid
14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats? hobo
15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece? Toys
16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year? Presents

Sensual Seduction · 01-09-2015, 10:50 AM

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up?Underwear
2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post?Last one
3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes?Fully clothed
4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week?Home
5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken?Mayonnaise *.*.. So many possible dares
6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on?Turned on
7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open?Door open
8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum?Hmm I would like the cum so I could get more used to its taste, but It would become more of a curse after a while, so cock shape isnt bad many possibilities as well
9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)?Apu? I dont watch simpsons
10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day?Panties
11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime?Cornertime
12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)?Say Yes
13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid?MAID
14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats?cats i think
15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece?NAked pics
16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year?Christamas

12-22-2014, 05:31 PM	#1
kevinkevk Member Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: On top of the world Posts: 51 Blog Entries: 7	16 funny/humiliating X or Y questions 2. It's time for another round of X or Y questions. The previous set can be found here: http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=201543 Remember you MUST pick one or the other. 1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up? 2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post? 3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes? 4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week? 5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken? 6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on? 7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open? 8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum? 9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)? 10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day? 11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime? 12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)? 13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid? 14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats? 15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece? 16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year? The person with the most detailed answers gets a high five from me __________________ Likes: Humiliation, teasing and taunting, orgasm denial, brats, feet/ass worship, age regression, puppy play, hypnosis, sph, forced bi, sissy maid play and humiliating dance choreography's. I basically like to blush as much as possible Last edited by kevinkevk; 12-22-2014 at 07:21 PM.

12-22-2014, 05:41 PM	#2
LckMeUpPls Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: UK Posts: 143	1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up? Underwear 2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post? Chance it 3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes? Got to ed fully clothed 4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week? 10 times at uni 5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken? 30 gallons of mayonnaise 6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on? Turned on, because then I could lie about it :P 7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open? Permission 8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum? Cock shape. 9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak? Apu 10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day? Panties in conversations 11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime? 20 spanks 12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)? Yes to sexual requests. 13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid? Bimbo 14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats? 20 cats 15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece? Naked Picture 16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year? TV __________________ 29/sissy/biscurious/submissive Likes: Chastity, Tease and Denial, Ruined Orgasms, Edging, Anal, Deepthroat/Gagging, Spit, Cumplay, Humiliation, Light Bondage, Light Pain, Feminization Limits:Family/Friends, Social Suicide, Public,Illegal, Scat, Diapers, Blood, Permanent, Vid/Pics/Cam

12-22-2014, 07:12 PM	#4
messy-emiy Distinguished Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 573 Blog Entries: 3	1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up? Underwear, that is something I might be able to convince my relatives of to be okay with, I mean, a clown, that would be a lot harder to do. 2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post? I am not sure what this is about, I guess the latter? 3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes? Fully clothed sleeping, I don't like public at all 4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week? at home, same as 3 basically. 5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken? The former, it sounds like a leisurely thing to do anyway, listening to the soothing sound of mayo splooshing out of my ass 6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on? Turned on, but both are devilish 7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open? Need permission, I like that anyway 8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum? eating cock shaped thing sound gread, just like 7, there is no competition in this question 9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak? Er? 10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day? Panties sounds easier, I mean, how many new people do you meet every day? That would become a full time job :P 11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime? 20 hard spanks. I am way too impatient for the 10 minutes. 12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)? For this one I would go for saying yes, it does sound exciting 13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid? Maid 14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats? ...umm..uumm wow... um. a hobo, they might listen better than cats 15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece? Sex toys 16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year? Presents I guess __________________ 31/F Likes Messy, (self)bondage, laxatives, latex, pee, bathroom control Punishments: poop, long dares, force feeding/stuffing Limits: illegal, pics and vids, extreme pain, friends and family PM Dares - My Toys My WriteForMetasks (for you)

12-28-2014, 06:24 PM	#5
mrpropel Truth or Dare Junkie Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Paradise Posts: 5,103 Blog Entries: 2	1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up? Wedding! Clowns are.. disturbing. 2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post? Last person, she is probably hot :P 3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes? Only drive naked, sounds like such a thrill! 4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week? Both are great but I'd say at college because I love the risk of getting caught! 5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken? Shuriken, it wouldn't be the first time my ass felt like it was being torn apart. 6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on? Turned on! I like to lie, so it would get annoying. 7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open? Need permission, hate when people leave it open. 8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum? Everything tastes like cum, it doesn't taste that bad at all. 9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)? Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Thank you and come again. 10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day? Panties! That would be hilarious 11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime? 20 Hard spanks, ain't nobody got time for 10 minutes 12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)? The first one, because I would probably always say yes anyways :P 13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid? Maid, they aren't stupid 14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats? Hobo, they are usually chill, plus I hate cats 15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece? Naked picture on my mantel piece? Hell yes! 16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year? The second one, don't give out too many and the people who I give them too probably would find it hilarious. __________________ M~28~bi~Femboy hi there! hope you are having a great day! feel free to say hi to me on discord! `Bantering` love you all <3

12-28-2014, 06:37 PM	#6
Caliboo Account Banned Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Wouldn't you like to know Posts: 115 Blog Entries: 1	1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up? 2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post? 3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes? 4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week? 5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken? 6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on? No one has to know what the bell means, right?! 7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open? 8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum? 9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)? 10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day? 11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime? 12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)? 13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid? 14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats? i bloody love cats 15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece? 16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year? __________________ Limits: Scat, Messy, Social Suicide, Illegal, Dangerous, Wedgies, Lines

12-22-2014, 06:54 PM	#3
subboy132 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 140 Blog Entries: 2	1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up? In my underwear. 2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post? I have no idea who the last person was, so how about the next. 3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes? Drive naked. That's fucking hot. 4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week? At work/college. I love public stuff! 5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken? Mayonnaise. Less painful. 6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on? I have a dick, so a bell might as well ring when I'm turned on. 7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open? Always leave it open. Less embarrassing. 8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum? I actually love the taste of cum so I could handle it. 9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak? No idea who they are, but the first one looks nicer so him. 10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day? Give my phone number out. 11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime? Spanks. 12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)? Always say yes to non strangers. 13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid? Maid 14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats? Cats 15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece? Sex toys 16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year? Christmas presents

12-28-2014, 08:47 PM	#7
Gothedrill Member Join Date: Dec 2014 Posts: 51	1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up? I would say as a clown. Underwear talk about being under dressed 2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post? last 3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes? bed fully clouthed. night pnats or sweat pants andeven shorts, much easyer then getting undressed every time i get in a car. 4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week? edge 40 times a week i think i do that anyway. especially this week, i haven't cum in 5 days but i'm so horny i can;t help but stroke it. 5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken? give me the mayo. a shuriken might kill me. 6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on? gotta be lie. you can be honest and really vauge, or refuse to answer questions. the chances people will figure out what that bell sound is is really slime. Also i think i get turned on way more than i lie. 7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open? permison. i can;t go unless the door is closed. 8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum? cock shaped food. still tastes the same at least. i would get sick of cum flavored things pretty quickly. 9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)? Apu...moes life is pretty shit. 10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day? panties. randome phone numbers worry me. 11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime? the spankings i guess....i don't wantto waste 10 minutes like that. 12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)? sexual one. I don't consider many people "non strangers" and they would'nt ask me to do sexual things. 13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid? maid. i can finally get things done. 14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats? 20 cats might need to bu a bigger bed but i mean cats c'mon 15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece? well i don't have any of either...so..sex toys. 16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year? the secound one. i just wont give gifts say i had an emegency payment or something

12-28-2014, 11:07 PM	#8
zackertman getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Running from door to door begging for my next load Posts: 313 Blog Entries: 3	1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up? Underwear 2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post? Chance it 3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes? Go to bed fully clothed. 4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week? At home 5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken? 30 gallons of mayonaise 6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on? Turned on 7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open? Leave the door open 8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum? Cum 9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)? I dont watch the simpsons. Moe 10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day? Phone number. Put it on a business card 11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime? 20 spanks 12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)? Sexual requests i guess 13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid? Bimbo 14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats? 20 cats 15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece? All of my sex toys. I dont have any 16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year? Breaking news i guess __________________ 5'9" - 175lbs - 6" My BDSM Test Likes- crossdressing, masturbation, cum eating, hidden/semi public, spanking nipple play, deepthroating/oral, humiliation, degradation, anal Dislikes/Maybe- piss, cumplay, denial Limits- family, scat, full public, a2m Toys Clothing Pm Dares The most daring thing I've done is gone on a short walk on a path in the woods while crossdressed. I think someone on the beach nearby saw me too.

12-29-2014, 08:33 AM	#9
TessaFox Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Australia Posts: 10	1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up? In my own underwear, because at least then I could make it sexy. There's nothing sexy about a clown costume. 2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post? Chance it, because the person above me did so too ^^ Hehe. 3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes? Go to bed fully clothed, driving naked would be dangerous, I'd try to cover up too much :c 4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week? 40 times at home, simply because I don't want to get fired :x 5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken? Mayonnaise, even though both would hurt. 6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on? I probably get turned on more than I lie, so I'll say lie. 7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open? Always need permission, because I find that kinky :3 8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum? Hmmm, probably everything I eat turns into a cock shape, because there are so many cock shaped foods already out there. 9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)? Apu, because he at least has some class about him? 10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day? I'd give out my phone number, just because it seems easier. Then i'd not answer the phone!! 11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime? 10 minutes corner time, because I'd be more likely not to do the crime again. 12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)? No to when asked if I am over 18, because there are always other ways to buy alcohol, and I've got no idea of a roller coaster that needs you to be over 18 to go on it. 13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid? Maid, I hate acting or being called dumb. 14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats? 20 cats!, Purrrrrr!! 15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece? Framed naked picture, would be easier to explain. 16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year? Christmas present, because 10 people isn't the equivalent of millions of people. __________________ <3 ~ Tessa / 20 / Female / Australia ~ <3 Likes: Spanking, Humiliation, Light-Medium pain, Bondage, Licking, Dice Dares, Wedgies, Roleplay/Petplay, Anal, Daily routine control Dislikes/Punishments: Bladder Control, Pee, Orgasm Control/Denial, Heavy Pain, Edging, Corner time Limits: Scat, Public/Semi-Public, Exposing Pictures/Videos, Blood, Other people, Illegal, Permanent Toys: Dildo, Butt plug, Ball gag, Clothespins, All Regular household items / anything easy to buy.

12-30-2014, 11:15 PM	#10
sakurafan1217 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: Florida,US Posts: 134	1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up? Underwear 2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post? Chance it. 3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes? Sleep Clothed 4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week? 40 times at home. 5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken? Mayonnaise. 6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on? Turned on. 7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open? Door Open 8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum? Taste like cum. 9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)? Idk who they are, to lazy to google. 10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day? Give out my number. 11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime? Spanks 12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)? Yes to Sexual Requests 13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid? Maid 14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats? Cats 15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece? Toys 16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year? Gifts

01-08-2015, 10:38 AM	#11
The_Mickie Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 113 Blog Entries: 4	1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up? Clown costume 2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post? Eww. Chance it, I suppose. 3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes? Bed clothed 4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week? 40 at home 5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken? Not sure what a shuriken is, so mayo? 6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on? Lie 7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open? Permission 8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum? Cock shape 9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)? Never watched the Simpsons. 10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day? Number 11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime? Spanks 12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)? 18 13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid? Maid 14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats? Cats 15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece? Toys 16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year? Presents __________________ Female, 28 Here are my likes, dislikes, and limits: http://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=72974 Implements and Toys: Regular Household Items, Hairbrush, Paddle, Small Flogger, Rope, External vibrator, Toothpaste, Cuffs, Blindfold, Clothespins

01-08-2015, 10:45 AM	#12
Asteroth Truth or Dare Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Europe Posts: 2,579 Blog Entries: 9	1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up? Clown 2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post? TheMickie but she keeps the blindfold 3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes? Sleep clothed 4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week? Edge 40 times at home (the more the better!!!) 5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken? Mayonnaise, definitely - for some reason, I don't fancy having my intestines and butt hole carved to confetti by razor sharp piece of metal. 6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on? When I'm turned on. Will make me feel like I'm in the church. Those sexy nuns and stuff... You get my point. 7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open? Leave the door open. 8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum? Everything I eat turn into cock shape - I like the flavour of beer waaaaay to much. And I have good teeth to handle any cock problem I'd face 9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)? Moe! (But I'm not sure if someone with taste for beer can be a good bartender) 10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day? Panties into conversation - that's easier. I do give my phone number quite often, but I think I'd quickly run out of people who don't have it and offering my phone every day to people who have it already would end up in me being accused of Alzheimer. 11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime? Spanking please. Pretty please! 12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)? Only say yes - the picky guys don't get laid you know... 13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid? maid? I guess. Both options are against my limits, besides - I've never been hypnotized successfully. 14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats? A hobo - haven't you heard about the good Samaritans? It's such a good deed to make! I'll just have to disinfect the bed afterwards, but hell, good deed is good deed, right? 15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece? My naked picture - it would be quite classy to hang it over the chimney. And I'd put on a monocle, if allowed a cylinder hat and sit all fancy with an elegant cane. 16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year? I have minors in my family, so breaking news is better - it would be the TV station that gets in trouble not I. __________________ Male, switch, prefers sensual domination Like: Denial, light pain, forced orgasms, teasing, cbt, humiliation Might do: Cum eating, mild pain, anal, mild selfbondage, piss Limits: Public, Family, Illegal, Friends, Permanent, scat, absurd long term denial, crossdressing, gross Last orgasm: 2020/03/05 [full orgasm] Toys Last edited by Asteroth; 01-08-2015 at 10:56 AM. Reason: make it prety and finish

01-08-2015, 11:23 AM	#13
PerfectLyre Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: UK Posts: 6 Blog Entries: 1	1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up? Depends on how ridiculous the clown outfit is, but probs go for underwear. 2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post? I'll chance it with the next person to post, more fun that way. 3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes? Clearly the only option is to drive naked. How am I supposed to get freaky in the bed if I can't take my clothes off? 4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week 40 times at home, please. That second option is way too tough. 5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken? Oh come on, 30 gallons obviously. Keep anything sharp away from butt. 6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on? Every time I am turned on, kinda kinky, but also I lie way too much. 7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open? Need permission, also kinky, being in someone else's control, yes please. 8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum? Ooh, tough one. But, I'm gonna have to go with cock-shaped foods, I like tea way too much. 9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)? Well clearly, whichever I pick I'm a winner. But I'll go with Moe, all that alcohol. 10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day? Gonna go with the phone number, because who knows, I might get to have some fun with someone every once and a while. 11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime? Spanking, definitely. Oh god, that would be amazing. It would difficult not behave poorly. 12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)? Saying yes to sexual requests. How kinky would that be? people coming up to and demanding your body like you're only purpose is sex. 13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid? Again, either way I'm a winner. But, I prefer serving and being submissive, so maid. 14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats? Oh god, that's too many cats. Unfortunately, I don't like the smell of cat pee, nor do I enjoy having scratches on everything I own. And anyway, I'm sure the hobo wouldn't mind taking a shower before hand. 15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece? Gonna have to go with sex toys, it's not like I try to hide them anyway. 16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year? Might as well broadcast them, I mean, this is a public forum anyway not like I'm trying to hide anything here. __________________ Medecine moderne viagrasansordonnancefr.com pharmacie francaise

01-08-2015, 12:52 PM	#14
rainbowlicious7 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 4	Either/Or 1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up? Underwear 2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post? Yes to the guy above 3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes? Bed clothed 4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week? 40 at home 5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken? I guess mayo 6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on? Turned on 7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open? Door open 8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum? Cock shape 9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)? moe 10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day? Panties that would be funny 11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime? Spanks 12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)? 18 13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid? Maid 14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats? hobo 15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece? Toys 16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year? Presents Last edited by rainbowlicious7; 01-08-2015 at 12:54 PM.

01-09-2015, 10:50 AM	#15
Sensual Seduction Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 54	1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up?Underwear 2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post?Last one 3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes?Fully clothed 4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week?Home 5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken?*Mayonnaise ... So many possible dares* 6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on?Turned on 7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open?Door open 8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum?Hmm I would like the cum so I could get more used to its taste, but It would become more of a curse after a while, so cock shape isnt bad many possibilities as well 9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)?Apu? I dont watch simpsons 10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day?Panties 11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime?Cornertime 12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)?Say Yes 13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid?MAID 14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats?cats i think 15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece?NAked pics 16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year?Christamas __________________ My loves <3 Anal, Masturbation, Shemales, A2M, Dice Dares, Sluty Dares, Cum Play. Punishments Piss play, Scat porn, Wedgie, Enemas, Feet and Dirty socks, Sleeping dares. Limits Poop, Messy, Public, Pictures, Denial, CBT, Pain, Permanent, Ice, Toothpaste. Looking for female/shemale master. Pm me dares based on my likes or punishments Click here to choose what porn I will watch! ANY PORN!