Incredibly Unkinky Questions

[Ben010]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?
Jessica
2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?
Get an apartment of my own
3. What was your last online purchase?
Camera lens
4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?
No, they make me feel groggy the rest of the day
5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?
Table beside bed, on airplane mode
6. What was your last encounter with the police like?
Awkward
7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?
BLT
8. What is the last photo you took of?
Sunset
9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?
Wouldn't change it
10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?
Looking For Alaska by John Green, about a boy's year at boarding school. Really good read, I recommend.
11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?
Beach days
12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?
A small cottage somewhere remote to get away from people.
13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?
Small tattoo of the sun on my arm
14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?
Cole Sprouse
15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?
Photography

[Diapered_prince]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?
Sarah
2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?
I would like to get my cloth diaper collection up from 6 to 20
3. What was your last online purchase?
It was the Pink Mercy skin from Blizzard for Overwatch benefiting breast cancer research
4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?
I love naps
5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?
My cellphone is plugged in on my nightstand while I sleep.
6. What was your last encounter with the police like?
It was just a passing hello to a foot patrol officer.
7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?
Hot ham and cheese on wheat
8. What is the last photo you took of?
It was a picture of a bolt that I needed to buy.
9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?
I would probably change it to something else that was diaper related, but I am not very good with creating user names. Mine took me an hour to come up with.
10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?
The Name of the Wind, By Patrick Rothfus It is about a man who, "trouped, traveled, loved, lost, trusted and was betrayed." (part one of three books)
11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?
I am looking forward to getting my grandfather out of hospital
12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?
I would buy perfect replicas of the Oathkeeper and Oblivion Keyblades from Kingdom Hearts along with a wall mount that looks like Kingdom Hearts (from the World that Never Was)
13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?
I don't have any and doubt I ever will
14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?
It would depend on the part of my life that is being told, But I would go with...………….leonardo DiCaprio classy man

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?
I enjoy playing video games and doing physics

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?

Noah

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?
Travel far away.

3. What was your last online purchase?
I think a Fitness Tracker

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?
Totally, all the time.

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?
Nightstand

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?
Horrible, almost punched the guy.

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?
The one without bread?

8. What is the last photo you took of?
Snapchat - Windows

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?
Username

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?
Reading rn, Leaving Time... Elephants and Missing People and More Elephants

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?
Probably, going on that said vacation.

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?
The Planet - Mars

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?
2 piercings - upper ear

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?
Ellen Page

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?
Gaming

[420jenni]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?
Jedediah or Axel would be super cool

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?
STOP EATING THINGS I'M ALLERGIC TO!!

3. What was your last online purchase?
Final Fantasy XV on Steam.

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?
I hate naps, but I'm exhausted all the time and end up taking them often.

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?
Under my pillow.

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?
Awkward as heck, my friend's car broke down on the highway at 3 or 4am and the cops stopped by to check on us. I was extremely well medicated at the moment.

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?
Philly Cheese Steak, though it makes me sick.

8. What is the last photo you took of?
Some animals I doodled on my friends' arms

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?
Maybe something without "420", but I like "420jenni" so I'm not sure I would change it

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?
The Hobbit. It's about Hobbits.

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?
Starting a new DnD campaign!

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?
One of those crazy expensive fucking machines. Or some new parts for my PC.

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?
None, I am terrified of needles!

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?
Nathan Fillion in full drag.

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?
Tabletop gaming.

[Hermes_]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?
Cassandre, love those kind of mythological names.
2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?
Probably finish my first year of Art school. Then learn Italian once and for all.
3. What was your last online purchase?
A collar with a leash, you sometimes gotta restrain your toys.
4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?
Nah, it makes me feel lazy.
5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?
Next to my pillow, falling asleep to Kidnapping ASMR.
6. What was your last encounter with the police like?
There really wasn't one, I've always been the public good guy.
But it will once I'll get my protester gear.
7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?
The salad and chicken one.
8. What is the last photo you took of?
A selfie with a genuine happy smile.
9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?
Nothing, Hermes is how I feel at the moment. Maybe on a another time.
10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?
I suppose that would be Atlas Shrugged, by Ayn Rand ? It's pretty popular.
11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?
Getting that job.
12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?
So. Much. Things. But let me get my shopping list.. a new Bike.
13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?
I don't. Either I have the bad habit to fantasize about a sissy one or I start to loathe the one I thought for a bit of time already.
14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?
Matt Damon I guess, I hear it everywhere around me.
15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?
Art and Running, what else is there more to life ?

[imakward]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?

Lianna for sure,

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?

Like every year my goal is only one being happy,nothing else really matters for me

3. What was your last online purchase?

The Third book from the set The Stormlight Arhive,called Oathbringer

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?

Nope i don't enjoy naps,the only way i would do a nap is if i am very very tired.

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?

On my nightstand.

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?

Oh ,well it was a car accident,everyone was okay,the only thing that suffered was a traffic light


7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?

Mmm ,ham,lettuce,mustard,

8. What is the last photo you took of?

Of my face

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?

Oh that is a very hard question,probably CharmingAK,but not sure yet

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?

Oathbringer,its a fantasy book about people that wield certain powers and wars

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?

mmm,playing games,having fun with my girl,going out with friends ,just basic stuff

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?

A house in the U.S

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?

I used to have a piercing on my right ear,now its just a hole


14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?

Nicholas Cage,i think he will do it perfectly

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?

Playing Pool/Biliard

[badboy3892]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?
I don't know what my parents would've named me, but if I could pick for myself I'd go with Aldrea.

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?
Catch up on my backlog of video games I want to play and shows I want to watch.

3. What was your last online purchase?
Commissioning a reference sheet for my fursona. He's an anthropomorphic dolphin guy who shares most of my personality traits.

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?
Yes, too much. I sleep for too long and too often and have a hard time getting up when I should.

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?
I don't even have a cellphone, lol. But my iPad is pretty much the closest thing I have and it's either next to my bed or charging by the TV across the room.

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?
I think they were just knocking on doors asking if anyone had information on a shooting that had happened nearby? It's been a couple years and it wasn't anything major so memory's a little fuzzy on that one.

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?
BLT.

8. What is the last photo you took of?
LOL... my penis, about half an hour ago

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?
Cetaphile, which is what I typically go by on furry-related websites

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?
Wet Goddess: Recollections of a Dolphin Lover. It's a fictionalized version of the author's real life romantic and sexual relationship with a dolphin.

Yeah, I know. Also that was a few years ago. I really should read books but I'm too distracted by the internet.

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?
Getting certified so I can get paid for some of the hours I take care of my youngest brother. (He has cerebral palsy and requires nursing care but hours frequently don't get covered for one reason or another and it typically falls on me to do it.)

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?
A fursuit. Which I'm planning on starting to save for as soon as I start getting that extra money coming in. It would be of my fursona (of course) and more specifically would be a murrsuit (i.e. specifically designed so the wearer can have sex while wearing it).

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?
I don't have any and don't intend to ever get any. But if I were forced to get tattooed I'd get a bottlenose dolphin on one butt cheek and an orca on the other.

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?
I don't know that any celebrity could do me justice, but I guess Chris Elliott because I could see that kind of working.

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?[/COLOR][/QUOTE]
I'd say dolphins but we've kind of established that they are a kink for me So I'll say video games. Specifically role playing games that have a good story, and puzzle games.

[DianaAu]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?

Diana or Linda, not sure at the moment, love both of them.

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?

Quit smoking. It has been my goal year after year...hope someone dares me on this one.

3. What was your last online purchase?

Headphones

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?

No, I feel even more tired and unable to concentrate after a nap

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?

On the floor, so I have to stretch for it, but not too far away

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?

Alcohol breath test

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?

Chicken and salmon

8. What is the last photo you took of?

Selfie

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?

I definitely would, current username gives wrong impression of me. I didn't think that I would stick around, so I choosed my favorite female name (didn't see the point, at that moment, to put in an effort to think of something new and didn't want to use the same name as I have in different sites). It would take days to think of username I would love to have on here.

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?

The Silmarillion: about Middle-earth, it's history, how it came to be, about pride, hate, hope. Re-read it at least once a year.

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?

Nothing really, I picked up again my studies so I have full-time job and studies, homeworks. I do have dentist appointment this month though...

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?

An apartment

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?

None

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?

Viggo Mortensen. He seems so open, genuine. If he choosed to portray you, he would do that, firstly, because he is interested in you, pay cheque would come second. Pluss, I adore him - his sad gaze, rugged look

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?

Board games

[shyguy88]

I thought these were good questions so heres my answers

Originally Posted by lola.fox

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?i have no idea haha, definatley not skyler

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?buy my first place on my own

3. What was your last online purchase?underwear

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?i like the idea of it but i have insomnia so this is impossible for me

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?bedside table, use it as an alarm

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?surprisingly good, pulled a girl out of a car that had rolled and had to give a statement

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?bacon and cheese

8. What is the last photo you took of?some work that I had done on a new house

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?havn't thought about it

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?snowing in bali, it was about a drug cartel

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?more mountain biking

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?a house!

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?i have several tattoos on my arm and shoulder, top ear piercing and eyebrow piercing

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?Edward Norton

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?

mountain biking

[Bloxo]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?

I'm going to say...Rachel haha

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?

Same goal I have every year Pinky...conquer the world!...oh wait, got carried away there, find a companion is always my ultimate goal

3. What was your last online purchase?

A small paddling pool...thought this may be an easier way to get messy than the bath

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?

It's dangerous taking naps for me...they don't stay naps but become full blown sleep!

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?

Charging on a dresser at the foot of my bed

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?

It was the day of the London Riots, I smiled at a Police officer and he looked suspicious of me...quite a contrast to my previous encounter where I smiled at one and he smiled back...England versus Wales for you haha

7. What's your favourite type of sandwich?

Bacon with brown sauce, maybe a bit of Sausage mixed in

8. What is the last photo you took of?

Whoops...should have read this before posting...me covered in Turquoise gunge

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?

I don't think I'd change it again, this is my gamer name and that fits here

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?

I'm currently reading The Last Wish by Andrzel Sapkowski (translated into English from Polish) it's a collection of short stories based on folklore and fairytale, but a darker and more adult version, it's the first in a series of novels which the Witcher games are based on.

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?

In the real world, hosting some games nights at my flat for my work colleagues

On the site here, doing the forfeits from my 500+ thread...even if it is getting a little sadistic haha

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?

Is my own island too much? Haha, but realistically my own house

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?

I don't have any...but think about Tattoo's

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?

This is hard...would depend on the genre of movie...comedy, I think someone like Steve Carrell would be awesome, action...maybe Matt Damon, Romance...Leonardo Dicaprio...

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?

I have a few, but I'm going to put gaming here, been a passion from an early age and something I enjoy escaping to