Ask me some things!

[knorke]

Originally Posted by Buttaholic

Why choose the name Knorke?

I stumbled upon the avatar first and liked it.

Originally Posted by Buttaholic

Who is the real slim shady?

No clue, I'd likely have to listen to an Eminem song to find out, and we all know that the only good one is Stan.

Originally Posted by Buttaholic

Do you find spanking hot?

Yes, but possibly not as hot as the weather today, which seems to be melting-hot. I've not melted while being spanked before.

Originally Posted by Buttaholic

Who is your celebrity crush?

I don't have one... I'm very ignorant of celebrities, lol. I tend to listen to music, and not watch it; and there's very few movies I actually go through per year.

Originally Posted by herpderp42

What have you done to earn the title 'Glitter Princess'? Can I be one aswell? Wait, do I even want to be one?

I tend to grace people's existence with glitter.



And, sure, you only have to find the right place and person to bribe.
It's somewhere between now, and 3:21 AM next week sathursday.

Originally Posted by herpderp42

How are you able to reply while being dead?

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Originally Posted by Adare2018

Why no prize for the 42nd post? Douglas Adams would not approve.

Eh, so what? 42 is a random number just like any other, and he's admitted as much.

Originally Posted by Adare2018

Did you like the movie? Or prefer the book?

I never saw the movie.

Originally Posted by Adare2018

Why did you join gD?

Mostly for some insipiration, initially, on what perhaps to do with someone else. That's died down since, though, and nowadays I mostly come here to chat.

Originally Posted by herpderp42

Waaaait, did Adare2018 direct those questions towards me or you (knorke)?

I'm not counting rhetoric questions towards the total.

Thanks for 80 spanks.

[Lemuricon]

Will you admit that you would rather have everyone vote for you to loose on our thread?

Also if that is whithin the rules: Why are no questions about electrical outlets allowed?
This is a question about a question about ... so that should be fine ^^

[knorke]

Originally Posted by Lemuricon

Will you admit that you would rather have everyone vote for you to loose on our thread?

Why would I admit to something we both know isn't true?

Also if that is whithin the rules: Why are no questions about electrical outlets allowed?
This is a question about a question about ... so that should be fine ^^

It's a joke that I'm too lazy to look up.

[Siren]

Hi knorke! Have some questions from your friendly neighbourhood mythological monster:

What were you thinking about the last time you came?
What's the most recent photo in your phone of?
What's the best gift you've ever received?
What's your favourite kind of biscuit?
Which emoji do you use the most?
Who's your current celebrity crush?
If you could give gD a makeover what colours would you choose?
Why do you like add threads?
What's your favourite accent?
If you had to post a gD blog right now what would you write about?
When you were little what did you want to be when you grew up?
What toy did you use last?


What do you prefer:
Tv or film?
Rope or restraints?
Trousers or skirts?
Sweet or savoury?
Cats or dogs?
Long hair or short hair?
Edging or ruined orgasms?
Cooking or baking?

[knorke]

Hello, mythical monster.

I fear some of these answers might be about as interesting as I am, so - not very.


What were you thinking about the last time you came?
I don't remember exactly, it might've been a few days or so. Plus I'm not sure I was thinking at that point

What's the most recent photo in your phone of?
My aunt + parents in front of some oldish church, in Dresden, which is where said aunt is currently in the hospital. Life's not always full of upsides, as it turns out, and I'm having a hard time trying to wrap my head around it.

What's the best gift you've ever received?
Hugs, kisses, cuddles and a bouquet, from the same person, on the same day, a few years back.

What's your favourite kind of biscuit?
Though question, as I rarely ever eat any. More of a chocolate kind of person.

Which emoji do you use the most?


Who's your current celebrity crush?
I'm not entirely sure I have one at the moment.

If you could give gD a makeover what colours would you choose?
If we could perhaps just have a background of glitter that slowly changes colors, that'd be a pretty grand start.

Why do you like add threads?
I'm a sub, so I feel like they're balancing that out nicely.

What's your favourite accent?
I find the little of Bavarian I understand pretty funny. We have a colleague who works remotely and lives in a tiny village somewhere in the middle of that part of Germany, and it's sometimes just hilarious if you hear her talk perfectly in one moment, then switch when she talks to her daughter.

If you had to post a gD blog right now what would you write about?
How little I want to write that concerns kink, really. I've kind-of settled for writing a few words of fantasy here and there, with neither kink nor sex involved. Who the heck would read that on here?

When you were little what did you want to be when you grew up?
An artist - but it's not quite what I do nowadays; even though my job involves some creativity, it pays well and doesn't lead to pretty results, so it's not very close.

What toy did you use last?
I mean I could count the collar that I'm wearing right now, but is that really even a toy?
Both my blindfold and gag; at the same time, really.

What do you prefer:
Tv or film?
Film - I don't really watch much of TV, and if I do, I rather prefer something that's not asking me to commit dozens of hours to finish it.

Rope or restraints?
Restraints - I have no experience with rope.

Trousers or skirts?
Trousers.

Sweet or savoury?
That's very mood-dependant, but I'll usually prefer something sweet.

Cats or dogs?
Cats. I was bitten by a dog before :c cats may be assholes sometimes, but they're cute all the time :3

Long hair or short hair?
Long! I don't recall ever wearing my hair shorter than shoulder-length, at least not since I've been an adult.

Edging or ruined orgasms?
That sounds like a trick question. Unlike you, I'm terrible at edging, and never really went out of my way to go for ruins - so in order of how much I like them: orgasms, orgasms, more orgasms, edging then orgasms, edging, ruins?

Cooking or baking?
Cooking. I like to make at least a little bit of food to last me through weekday evenings, I only really bake if I have someone to bake for.

[Perseus]

What's your go to comfort food?

If your friends had to describe you with 3 objectives, how do you think they would do so?

How often do you consume alcohol?

Favorite band of all time?

[knorke]

What's your go to comfort food?
I'm not *entirely* sure what that is

If your friends had to describe you with 3 objectives, how do you think they would do so?
Messy, thorough, passionate.

How often do you consume alcohol?
Very, very, very rarely; usually just for big celebrations.

Favorite band of all time?
Florence + the Machine

[submale_21]

1) what are y wearing right now?? In details
2) last time had a shower?
3) last time cum?
4) pubic hair? (Shaved/wax/laser)
5) last person saw you naked?
6) last person you saw naked?

[knorke]

Originally Posted by submale_21

1) what are y wearing right now?? In details
2) last time had a shower?
3) last time cum?
4) pubic hair? (Shaved/wax/laser)
5) last person saw you naked?
6) last person you saw naked?

The first post of this thread explains in detail why I won't answer your questions.

[LitDarkness]

Are you planning on doing anything special with glitter?

Would you ever want to pratice with rope?

Why long hair?

Are you enjoying your add thread?

[knorke]

Are you planning on doing anything special with glitter?
Not in the foreseeable future, admittedly. Though if I come around to find a decent idea, maybe!

Would you ever want to pratice with rope?
I'm not sure "being tied up" yields much in the way of practice, as it happens to be a rather passive activity, but, hey, sure!

As for tying someone up - I'm not entirely sure I'd be able to do so, meaning I'd have to get around practicing knots before doing much with ropes is ever-so-useful. I don't physically have rope anywhere nearby, so that's challenging.

Why long hair?
Because, as weird as that sounds, I like the look; and am gonna be boring and not change it up much. I kind-of look terrible anyway, at least that's not made worse by my hair.

Are you enjoying your add thread?
I might have underestimated how often people would post, and I might be too terrible at math to have seen how much of a silly idea increasing the rolls per cumulative keyword would be, but aside from that it's fine. Haven't started with the tasks, but I'm sure there'll be plenty.

And hey, maybe Matt won't post *quite* as often anymore. One can only hope!

[LitDarkness]

What did you do to Matt?

[knorke]

What did you do to Matt?

Oh I just sent him a simple rule to follow. He can still post as much as everyone else if he wants to, but maybe he's got to do something before each post. Maybe you should ask him yourself?

[LitDarkness]

I should. Maybe use it against him too.

What food would you give up before all else?

[Matt:]

How would you rank the tasks from your add thread, from least favourite to favourite?