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Imagine you met the above woman, as your client, customer, or neighbour. You two spent time talking together and she seemed to have a liking in you. She slipped and she fell in your direction. Would you rather her back falling into your arms, her breasts falling into your palms, or she landed on her knees with her face buried into your crotch? What would you do after your rescue?





I mean, all those ways to have a hot chick fall onto me... but given the above scenario I think the one I'd want most is for her to fall back first into my arms. The ways I'd respond to the other ones would generally require me to know the girl a bit better. But if she fell like that, I'd go "whoah, you ok?" To which I expect she'd reply some where along the lines of "yeah, you have good reflexes to catch me like that" and I'd close the deal with "not really, I'm just used to girls suddenly falling for me"