[callmecurious]

Your a chicken now!

You'll start by covering yourself complete head to toe does miss even a little bit in something very sticky (i.e honey, treacle, syrup) then you will dump two bags of feathers over your head. Now what do chickens do? That's right they lay eggs. You will now put on a pair of panties and put an egg in the back of them and sit down to 'hatch' it. You must break the egg before moving on to the next one. You will 'hatch' an entire dozen eggs before moving on take your time but you can't clean up until the entire dare is over so you may want to get a move on.

When you've hatched all your chicken you've sadly fufilled your fantasy and it's time to make you into dinner. You will smear an entire can of crisco all over your body (if you don't have crisco vegetable oil or similar will be fine) and give your self a good coating of flour. Now of course it's time to fry up the chicken stand somewhere warm for 15 minutes being as still as you can (think of it as corner time without the corner and make sure you think about what a messy little chicken you are) and when the fried chicken is finally cooked finish it off with all the right condiments Ketchup, honey mustard, and hot sauce! How will you know where the condiment goes you will roll a dice
1-2- Over the head
3-4- Down the back of your panties
5-6- Down the front of your panties
once properly dressed for eating you will wait another 15 minutes before cleaning up. Hope you enjoy your time as a chicken!