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Old 05-20-2009, 04:57 AM   #12
MattOnALeash
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Gone are the days where innocent young maidens existed. Now you're all but Harlots in the training.

Also, if women did masturbate, I'd of thought it easier to use one's finger than a dildo. Or maybe a bottle. Here's an invention of mine, get a vibrating hamster thing(you can get them as toys for cats, they have like a pull-string thing attached, pull it back and it starts vibrating), so attach the vibrating hamster to a coke bottle with seletape or something. Stick in thy fish-pit and pull the string. Enjoy! ;D
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