1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
I would choose last nights sleep wear, trousers and underwear
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
definatly stocks
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
I think mom
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
baby
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
girls 
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
I think I would prefer the egg falls out as if I had to go to the doctor it would be embarrassing
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
lap dance
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
onion
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
15 inch
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
if I was a girl I would prefer A cup
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
unicorn
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
at the airport as that will be done in a private room
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
butt plug
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
wearing opposite gender undies
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
last person I texted. a female friend of mine
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
both are bad. but I think it is better facebook