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Old 03-10-2012, 11:59 PM   #23
iSpuds
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Haha, I don't have access to a printer...guess we're both at a draw.

Okay, how about you go to the bathroom and masturbate by closing the door as much as comfortably possible on your penis and thrusting (basically, fuck the stall door). You can stop when you manage to cum.
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