[cinematt]

Rolled a 4 first.
Deleted questions I didn't roll in each category.

Lvl1:
What color is your hair? Brown
What color are your eyes? Blue
What's your favorite band? Slipknot
What's your favorite movie? Nightmare before christmas

Lvl2:
What color of underwear are you wearing? Blue
Wat's your sexuality? straight
Do you have an erection right now? No
Are you a virgin? No

Lvl3:
How often do you masturbate? Every few days but when I do it's often multiple times in that day
How long is you *flaccid/limp* penis? 4"
Chains or leather? for what? chains I guess
What is your most odd fetish? bondage forced anal

Lvl4:
What's the farthest you've gone with a girl? butt fucking
Sub or dom? Dom-leaning switch
What kinds of sex toys do you own? A vibrating thing that goes over your cock head
If you got hold of your dream celebrity, what *exactly* would you do to them? 'got hold of'? wtf. Sounds like a kidnapping. I'd politely ask them about their acting career. I'm not a rapist.

Lvl5: BONUS ROUND 1~In bed:
Lubed or dry? lubed
Anal or oral (giving)? Anal
Anal or oral (receiving)? Oral
Condom or bare? Bare for oral, condom for anal

Lvl6: BONUS ROUND 2~ On your penis:
Toothpaste or blood? toothpaste
Hot sauce or orange juice? orange juice
Glue or duct tape? duct tape
Rubbing alcohol or red ants? rubbing alcohol

Lvl7: BONUS ROUND 3~Anal:
Ice or enema? Ice
Penis or dildo? dildo
Violet wand or unlubed fist? Don't know what a violet wand is but it surely can't be worse than an unlubed fist so I pick the wand
Another guy's urine or 8 other guy's semen? urine

that was an odd assortment of questions. Not sure who would get anything out of that.