[softeyes]

1~Roll one six-sided die. The number you get is how many different questions you must answer from each of the seven levels.
i rolled a five.

Lvl1:
What color is your hair? dirty blonde.
What color are your eyes? dirty blue?
What's your operating system(Windows 95, Mac OSX?)? vista..
What's your favorite band? hollywood undead at the moment.
Who's your favorite actor/actress? johnny depp.

Lvl2:
What kind of underwear are you wearing? boxers.
What color of underwear are you wearing? black.
Wat's your sexuality? bi'ish.
Do you have an erection right now? no.
Are you a virgin? yes.

Lvl3:
How often do you masturbate? varies..
How long is you *flaccid/limp* penis? more or less 3 inches.
Dildo or vibrator? vibrator.
Chains or leather? leather.
What is your most odd fetish? chastity?

Lvl4:
What's the farthest you've gone with a guy? hugging?
Sub or dom? subbie.
What kinds of sex toys do you own? none.
If you got hold of your dream celebrity, what *exactly* would you do to them? nothing?
What's the farthest you've gone with a family member? shaking hands, wtf?

Lvl5: BONUS ROUND 1~In bed:
Zac Efron or Leonardo di Caprio? zac.
Lubed or dry? lube.
Anal or oral (giving)? oral.
Anal or oral (receiving)? anal.
Naked or underwear? naked.

Lvl6: BONUS ROUND 2~ On your penis:
Toothpaste or blood? neither.
Hot sauce or orange juice? neither.
Peanut butter or caramel? neither.
Salt or pepper (on glans/head)? neither.
Glue or duct tape? neither.

meh. )=


Lvl7: BONUS ROUND 3~Anal:
Ice or enema? enema.
Walnut or pecan? wat?
Penis or dildo? penis.
Violet wand or unlubed fist? violet what?
2 aspirin tablets or 2 antacid tablets? huh?
Another guy's urine or 8 other guy's semen? semen..