(Aliens used my account for a tool plug experiment)
Pick out your biggest hammer, or, if you don't own
one, borrow from a neighbor or friend, but don't
tell them what to use it for.
Use a lube, and probe your butt with the handle.
Now, before that, better use your fingers and lube
your poor hole up with first. You can also use a
condom or plastic bag over the handle.
Probe all the way in (until it is stuck) and all the
way out for 15 min, then you're done!
