It is ones like these that maybe I realize I am boring.
1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? Yes, I was a small child and the teacher refused to let me go use the bathroom insisting I was faking it. I definitely was non.
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? I have not.
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? No
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? No
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? Non really, I have spoken about it with my mother, but that is another thing.
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? No
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?No
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? No
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?no
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?no
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?no
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?no
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?no
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?no
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?no
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?no
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?no
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?no
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?maybe?
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? No
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? Hm. I collect small rubber ducks? And I maybe play random pc games
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? No
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?no
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? No
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? No
25. Have you ever been in jail? Maybe almost, but getting out of zip ties is easy
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Yes I ripped my pants and was walking around and didn't know why I was getting many whistles. It was a large rip and I like lacy panties. It was funny later.
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?many times, why don't people lock things?
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? Yes but they translated something I say wrong so maybe it is the fault on them
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? Never
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? No
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? No
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?no
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? Yes I am very clumsy
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?no
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?no
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?no
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?no
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?no
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?no
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Haha no check first
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