Some questions for penis owners
1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
I think a few days ago at work
2. How do you hide boners?
Adjust the penis so it's pointing to the waistband, that way it isn't painful :3
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
There's a few things really
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
I haven't ever had to describe it, but yeah; been there, done that.
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
Lots of times, lots of stories. This works: lots of wonderful kinky thoughts, porn and teasing yourself but never undressing completely.
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
Uhmmm....
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
I guess when I'm tired/exhausted, but that's because its hard to get in the mood when all you want to do is fall on the bed and sleep... so No.
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
Never timed myself. A few seconds?
9. What's the length of your boner?
Little over six on a good day, just under otherwise...
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
Depends on the stimuli, but works without physical contact...
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