1. Million Dollars But... once a day, your cock will get really hard for a hour. It will be really visible to everyone who looks in the reason. You also can't perform any sexual activities during that time. Yes, eventually most people will see that as a normal thing
2. Million Dollars But... every time you pass a person of the opposite sex that you're relatively attracted to, you have a vibrator that appears in your butt and vibrates for a good 10mins before stopping. Yes, that would be fun actually
3. Million Dollars But... every time you go in a change room or locker room, you have to piss on the floor and lay there for 5mins. Yes, I don't normally go into those places so it wouldn't affect me often
4. Million Dollars But... every time you see a white van, you get kidnapped and taken to secluded location that's in a 100km radius from your home. You then get raped and then released nude. No, White Vans are one of the most common vehicles on the road and that would happen multiple times a day. I'd spend more time being kidnapped and raped to even enjoy the million dollars
5. Million Dollars But... every time you masturbate/ have sex, you orgasm in just one minute. Yes, masturbating like I'm getting what I want, sex I can still finish her after I orgasm (oral, toys, fingers, etc)
6. Million Dollars Butt... every night, you have to lick a female's ass to orgasm before you can sleep. Yes, ass licking isn't my thing but I'm not opposed to it either
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