1. Million Dollars But... once a day, your cock will get really hard for a hour. It will be really visible to everyone who looks in the reason. You also can't perform any sexual activities during that time.
Won't take it
2. Million Dollars But... every time you pass a person of the opposite sex that you're relatively attracted to, you have a vibrator that appears in your butt and vibrates for a good 10mins before stopping.
Will take
3. Million Dollars But... every time you go in a change room or locker room, you have to piss on the floor and lay there for 5mins.
Won't take
4. Million Dollars But... every time you see a white van, you get kidnapped and taken to secluded location that's in a 100km radius from your home. You then get raped and then released nude.
Too many white vans, if it was a less appearing color...
5. Million Dollars But... every time you masturbate/ have sex, you orgasm in just one minute.
Take it
6. Million Dollars Butt... every night, you have to lick a female's ass to orgasm before you can sleep. Get it, it's literally million dollars BUTT.
Every night is a bit too long 