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1. Million Dollars But... once a day, your cock will get really hard for a hour. It will be really visible to everyone who looks in the reason. You also can't perform any sexual activities during that time.
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Sure, no problem with that!
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2. Million Dollars But... every time you pass a person of the opposite sex that you're relatively attracted to, you have a vibrator that appears in your butt and vibrates for a good 10mins before stopping.
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That sound pretty good even without getting a million dollars
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3. Million Dollars But... every time you go in a change room or locker room, you have to piss on the floor and lay there for 5mins.
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For a million dollars I'd be happy to avoid locker rooms.
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4. Million Dollars But... every time you see a white van, you get kidnapped and taken to secluded location that's in a 100km radius from your home. You then get raped and then released nude.
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No way! Way too many white vans around here.
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5. Million Dollars But... every time you masturbate/ have sex, you orgasm in just one minute.
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Another big nope. I love edging way too much.
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6. Million Dollars Butt... every night, you have to lick a female's ass to orgasm before you can sleep. Get it, it's literally million dollars BUTT.
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I wouldn't get any sleep, I've never met anyone that could cum just by licking their ass. But if they're not required to cum I'd happily do that.