1. Million Dollars But... once a day, your cock will get really hard for a hour. It will be really visible to everyone who looks in the reason. You also can't perform any sexual activities during that time.
Sure, as long as I get hard other than that as well.
2. Million Dollars But... every time you pass a person of the opposite sex that you're relatively attracted to, you have a vibrator that appears in your butt and vibrates for a good 10mins before stopping.
Yes, I love having a vibe up my ass.
3. Million Dollars But... every time you go in a change room or locker room, you have to piss on the floor and lay there for 5mins.
Yes, I would just mind going to a changing room.
4. Million Dollars But... every time you see a white van, you get kidnapped and taken to secluded location that's in a 100km radius from your home. You then get raped and then released nude.
Yeah, sounds like fun, as long as it's std-free.
5. Million Dollars But... every time you masturbate/ have sex, you orgasm in just one minute.
Sure, I'll just have multiple orgasms.
6. Million Dollars Butt... every night, you have to lick a female's ass to orgasm before you can sleep. Get it, it's literally million dollars BUTT.
Why not, it's a million dollar at least.
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