1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?
François
2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?
Leaving for college and moving out
3. What was your last online purchase?
a bikkini
4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?
yes
5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?
On my nightstand sometimes but sometimes in just some random place. I'm not very attached to it.
6. What was your last encounter with the police like?
Horrible. My friend was pulled over and they smelled pot and asked us to get out of the car. They patted us down and I felt like he was trying to grope me. Anyway, I envoked my Miranda rights and conviced one of my friends to invoke his, and so they cuffed us and made us sit on the ground while it was raining while they harrassed my other friend and brought the dogs. At the end of it the dogs smelled pot, they searched the car, found nothing, warned us (for some unknowable reason considering we weren't doing anthing), and then let us go. That was a while ago and thankfully I haven't had another encounter for a couple years. There was once at a party but I hid in the house and no one let them in.
7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?
grilled cheese
8. What is the last photo you took of?
An upskirt of my girlfriend.
9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?
I don't know.
10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?
1984. I think we all know what it's about. It's about America in the 21st century.
11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?
Not sure. Hanging out with my girlfriend again. Maybe playing more truth or dare or letting her blackmail me some more.
12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?
A spaceship
13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?
I have my clit, belly button, toungue, and ears pierced. No tattoos right now but I've thought of getting some dog paws tattoed on my waist.
14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?
I don't know. Maybe Lindsay Lohan but she's a way bigger whore than I am.
15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?
Gymnastics but I don't do it as much anymore.