[BrokenWings]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
This would be a choice between a Ninja (which yes... was fairly sexy), and my every night sleepwear, a long t-shirt.
I would have to choose the Halloween costume, because ninjas are awesome, and the t-shirt... really isn't that long...

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Definitely the second, it sounds like an adventure =^.^=

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
They have both... and i don't actually remember being very embarrassed...

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
A dog, i don't like babies.

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
I would rather be naked in a party fully of girls... for reasons...

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
The second one, not because i am embarrassed about going to the doctor to get it taken out, but because that legitimately sounds fun to me.

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Pole dance, Because pole dances are fun, and yes, from experience.

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Beans, because if you want to get real about this, you would only start farting hours after you eat the beans, and then the sex is more of less over.

Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun

9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
15 inch penis, i dunno... i guess i'd like to destroy some holes or something.

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
Probably A cup, just for function ability

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Unicorn horn, then i have an extra weapon.

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Nightclub, hopefully i will entice some people.

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Butt plug, because i have already done hat, and i like talking.

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
The first one, i mean, i already wear boxers on lazy days.

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
To the last person i texted, she's a cutie <3

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Facebook, because i live by myself, and if i posted it on the fridge, then no one would see it.