Male or Female:
1 How old when you first masturbated?
11-12
2 How did you find out how to masturbate?
Friends, HBO, imagination
3 How many times have you masturbated in one day?
Came? 6. Otherwise, hard to say.. as I've spent like 10-ish hours from time to time whoops
4 Best place you masturbated?
On a warm, remote bluff in the Smoky Mts :')
5 Riskiest place you masturbated?
On friend/crush's lawn in the middle of the night smh
6 Have you masturbated with the opposite sex, and how old?
not really 
7 Have you masturbated with the same sex, and how old?
young
8 Best way of getting rid of the evidence?
swallowing.. or temporarily freezing, and then swallowing lol
9 Have you ever been caught masturbating?
yes
10 If so, by who?
best friend & his older brother entered my house, as a half-joke, unannounced, and I was shirt-cocking in the office chair, boned up, queuing up gay porn.. They were giggly gentlemen about it and left. My question, of course, was whether or not they noticed the 0.5s of gay porn ... in any case, still a best friend, and never outed me if that were the case <3
11 Do you watch porn when you masturbate?
Almost always. Big porn guy
12 Do you use lube and/or toys?
Lube like 75% of the time. Toys like 10% of the time. Cock ring / ball stretcher almost always
13 Where have you masturbated?
Um, on rooftops, buses, in the woods, in people's showers, in my pants, in public, in hammocks, sensory deprivation tanks, your uncle's house, etc 
14 Have you masturbated to do with a dare?
Oddly enough, no.. Which is kind of why I'm here. I dare myself / wank via games of chance all the time.. but that's different
15 Have you masturbated while on webcam?
Oh yes. Privately, one-on-one's mostly. But Omegle, etc back in the day.. When I was 18-20.. cam'd often on CB, but w/o my face. 27 now.
16 Have you filmed yourself masturbating for someone?
Yes, definitely. Following orders and/or sexting graciously.. I Love it
17 Have you let someone else masturbate you?
Yes. Very underrated
18 Have you masturbated in a public place, if so where?
I did tonight.. Which, to be fair, is a statistical error lol.. Bc I found this site yesterday, and it gave me a few ideas. I blew a load behind my car, very discreetly, in a residential parking lot
19 How much do you masturbate per week?
5-6 days of the week, 45mins to several hours
20 Are you masturbating now?
I'm not fully hard, but damn lol.. I didn't see that coming, and you caught me slippin <3
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