#1 - Warm-Up Round
Barehanded Ball Spanks, Medium Intensity
5 - Flick each ball 25 times.
#2 - Are We Tying Those Balls?
Flip a Coin:
Heads - Yes
#3 - A Little Harder Now! (Hard Round Part I)
To be done Firmly, with Intent. Be a man about it and take your medicine.
4 - With the bristles of a hairbrush, do 250 firm whacks to your balls.
#4 - What About Those Balls - Are They Tied Now?
Flip a Coin:
Heads - Yes
#5 - Hard Round, Part II
Firm, done with Intent (again)
5 - To just the right ball, 150 whacks with a ruler.
#6 - Dice Roll of Doom
Where do we go from here?
3 - Proceed to #7, after hitting your balls with a hairbrush, a ruler and a wooden spoon 33 times each.
#7 Cooldown?
Tails - No cooldown for you.
#8 - Hard Round, Part III
6 - Do #6 from Round #3 and Round #5
#9 Now what about those tied balls?
Flip a Coin:
Heads - Yes
#10 Medium Round Part I
Medium Intensity, Not too soft but not too hard either
1 - 100 with a wooden spoon to both balls
2 - Support your balls with one hand. Firmly tap the left ball with a finger 50 times.
3 - Give your balls a good firm squeeze. Count SLOWLY to 100, then release your balls.
4 - 75 whacks with the back of a hairbrush.
5 - 150 whacks with the back of a hairbrush, to the right ball only.
6 - Do the Entire Section - Yes, all of them. Aww, you poor boy.
#11 - Dice Roll of Doom Part II
Tails - Proceed to #12
#12 - If Those Balls Are Tied, Untie Them Now
No Rolling/Flipping Needed
#13 Over Now, or Not Yet?
4 - Fairly unlucky: 500 whacks to your balls with the bristle side of a hairbrush. Then you're finished.
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