Piss on the bathroom floor with your hand in the stream. Then step in it while wearing socks until they are soaked. Anything left on the floor must be licked up, but be sure to roll your face around in it too
. Once the floor is clean you have two options: take a sock and put it in your mouth for 20 minutes, or wear those socks for the next 24 hours. Also no washing your hand until you smell it for a good 10 minutes.