[EasilyStopped]

Have 3 strangers fuck you in the ass using protection but allow them to take pictures and videos even with your face to keep afterwards and do with as they please.

OR

Have 1 stranger fuck you in the ass without protection and cum in your ass but they assure you discretion that you will never know.

As long as I don't STDs I'll avoid the blackmail, if there's a risk then the first one.
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Take a guys load in your mouth.

OR

Take a guys load in your ass.

Much hotter, I'm more orally fixated.
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Have your privates spanked with a belt 5 times.

OR

Have your ass spanked with a belt 50 times each cheek.

Seems much less painful.
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Go to a strip club when they have male dancers and get a lap dance.

OR

Go to a strip club as a male dancer during a gay night.

I can't dance.
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Drink a cup your own pee.

OR

Swallow your next 5 loads.

It's so hard to force myself to swallow my cum.
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Have nude pictures with face while flaccid found by people at school or work.

OR

Have nude pictures with face while erect found by people at school or work.

I'm a grower, not a shower.