[The Riddler]

I'm not sure i understand the rules, so i'm going to assume the rules are Roll a dice, answer that number.

SECTION 1: Masturbation

I rolled a five, and i masturbate dry unless i'm messing around with anal.

SECTION 2: Celebrities (in bed)

I rolled a five again, and i'd bick the Vanessa person because my little siblings talk about the other one so much that, talented or not i'd like to punch your in the throat and watch her choke!

SECTION 3: Fetishes

I rolled four, and piercings for sure, nipple rings are extremly sexy. And i'm not into tattoos at all.

SECTION 4: Pornography

I rolled two. I'm not gay, but i'm bisexual, and i find lesbian porn boring because i feel like theres no place in it for me considering i'm a guy. So i'd rather watch gay porn.

SECTION 5: Rituals

I rolled four. I start with my hair, and work down. It's basic physics, the dirty water will run down your body, so why clean your body, than your hair, thus the dirty water running over your recently cleaned body. Doesn't make sense to me!

SECTION 6: Oral

I rolled a three. I'd rather not use a condom, but i also don't want a child at my young age. So Condom for sure!

SECTION 7: Basic Sexy Crap

I rolled a three, again. And i'm not a anal virgin. I've done it a few times with a fiend, and by myself.

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