I dare you to piss all over your bathroom mirror. Get a stool or something to stand on, if your mirror is too high. No cleaning up beforehands, all items stay where they are until you're finished.
Next, I dare you to clean said mirror with your tongue only. Keep your eyes open, watch yourself in the mirror while you lick. Jerk off while licking, you're not finished till you shot your seed.
Now look at yourself in the mirror. Happy cleaning up the mess you just made.
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