1. When did you last masturbate?
This morning in bed!
2. What did you use?
Just my hands
3. What did you think about?
Dares I've done a little, mostly just concentrated on the feeling!
4. What was the last thing you inserted anally?
The handle of an electric toothbrush (hey, it's waterproof, long and thick, and I don't have a dildo. Only option!)
5. Did you enjoy it?
Loved it!
6. How long was it there for?
About an hour
7. Was it clean when it came out?
It was inside a condom so it was clean - the condom wasn't though! 
8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven?
Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other?
Yes, my right one!
9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours?
Yup, friend knows I get turned on by crossdressing
10. What happened?
He doesn't care 
11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did?
Yup!
12. What was it?
Masturbated for/with a guy a lot older than me over the internet. Felt good about feeling ashamed, though, which made it all okay 
13. Do ever wear a butt plug?
I would if I had one 
Any homemade alternatives?
14. If so, where do you wear it?
15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe.
Nope, sadly.
16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship?
Nope.
17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done?
Peed and poo-pood myself
18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done?
Masturbating in public, I suppose
19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on?
Pain, a little bit, humiliation, a bit more!
20. What type of porn do you like?
All kinds! Seriously, every kind's alright with me!
21. How frequently do you masturbate?
Once or twice a day!
22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how?
Nope.
23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how?
Nope.
24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel?
Nope, but I'd like to try it sometime!
25. Do you get turned on my getdare?
Yes, regularly!