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Originally Posted by youngmaster123
I'm 100% Pastafarian. Don't you tell me that the holy Flying Spaghetti Monster didn't create the Mountains, the Trees and the Midget with his Holy Noodley Appendage. And if you tell me that belief is just ridicculous, and that science disproves it, you're wrong, because each time a physicist takes a measurement or a biologist observes evolution, the FSM is just doing that to trick us into believing silly 'facts'. I also think that Pastafarianism should be taught in schools alongside Evolution and Creationism. My religion should also allow me to dress like a pirate, as otherwise, the spaghetti monster will punish me with his giant meat balls of doom. 
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Sir, I would like to apply for membership into your church. I see no logic which can refute its principles.
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Limits: scat, pee, blood, scarring, eating/drinking of bodily fluids
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