1.How many times a day do you masturbate?
Once usually. Twice if I have nothing to do
2.Which room do you masturbate in?
Bedroom. Sometimes a shower jerk is fun too 
3.How loud are you when you cum?
Pretty Quiet unless I've been teased and turned on for a while. Then I grunt a bit
4.Do you let anyone watch?
Not so far
5.What do you wear?
Nothing. Sometimes boxers
6.Where do you cum?
Kleenexes