[Arald]

Just as the title says. I love anal play, but it's just so difficult that I've only managed it twice this entire year. I absolutely do NOT have a scat fetish, so I won't play with my butt unless I can clean out, but it's so rare for that to happen that I pretty much never get the chance.
I just spent an entire hour in the bathroom using an anal douche over, and over, and over again, and it was still coming out chunky. I gave up half because it was clear it was never going to end, and half because the constant rinsing and wiping had left my butt so sore that anal wouldn't feel good anymore anyway. And that's how it usually goes.

All I wanted was to spend the afternoon plugged, and not have the plug come out coated in filth. Instead an entire hour literally went down the drain and I managed nothing from it. There must be a better way of cleaning out, but I can't find anything when I search online. Half of what I get is just telling me to use an anal douche, and the other half is claiming that I shouldn't even need that much to be clean, spreading obvious falsehoods like saying there isn't normally feces in the rectum at all. Even worse are the diet recommendations; I even saw one suggest beans. Beans! One of the most mess-inducing foods there is! It's impossible to find advice that isn't garbage.