There are loads of these, I know. But I thought I'd try my hand at one that could, under certain circumstances, be described as 'ultimate'.
1.) Are you a guy or a girl? guy
2.) How old? 20
3.) Straight/bi/gay/tranny? straight
4.) First sex act you performed on yourself? handjob
5.) First sex act you performed on another? boobie grabing
6.) Who did you perform number 5 upon? a girl
7.) First time you had a sex act performed upon you? 13 maybe 14
8.) Who performed number 7? same girl
9.) Do you watch porn? yes
10.) Do you masturbate whilst watching? yes
11.) Have you ever watched porn with anyone else? yes
12.) If answer to 11 is yes, then who? same girl
13.) Have you ever had sex in a bed? yes
14.) Have you ever had sex in a bath/shower/bathroom? yes
15.) Have you ever had sex in a car? no
16.) What's the biggest age gap between you and a sexual partner? 9 months
17.) Have you ever had sex in public? yes
18.) If answer to 17 is yes, where? most interesting one is car park lifts
19.) What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done? lol
20.) What's the kinkiest thing you'd ever consider doing?
21.) Have you ever knowingly broken the law through some form of sex? yes
22.) If so, what? underage stuff
23.) Have you ever had webcam sex? nope
24.) Have you ever had phone sex? yes
25.) Have you ever had a dildo used on you by another person? kinda