[switchman10]

1. How are you today?
Doing pretty good, thanks.

2. What is the most clothes you've ever worn in the shower?
Swim trunks. Unless you count cleaning the shower, in which case shirt, underwear, and pants.

3. Use three words to describe the first dick you sucked. If you have never sucked a dick, what is your favourite pizza topping?
Sausage. No that is not a penis joke.

4. What % battery is your phone on right now? Is it on charge?
Full charge, and no.

5. Are there naked photos of you on the internet?
God, no.

6. Have you ever masturbated while someone watched on Omegle (or similar)?
No.

7. Would you be interested in watching me masturbate on Omegle (or similar)?
Not really - I'm not interested in guys.

8. What is the least clothes you have ever worn while playing a musical instrument?
Jeans and underwear.

9a. Men: What is the circumference of your erect penis?
Roughly 4.5 to 5 inches. Kind of hard to measure using a string and a ruler... Honestly, why do the ladies get the easy question 9?
9b. Women: What is your favourite sports team?

10. If you have ever drank your own pee, what container did you drink it from?
N/A

11a. Women: Without wearing a bra, what is the measurement between your nipples?
11b. Men: Can you roll your tongue?
Front to back, yes. Side to side, no.

Thank you for playing, have a nice day
You have a nice day, too.