[Ponies]

Peel 5 bananas and create a large cavity going mostly though them to create a nice sized channel that can hold at least an ounce (a metal straw works pretty well)

you will stuff each banana with the following and use a bit of the leftover banana to seal it

Chocolate sause
vegetable oil
Castor oil
creamy horseradish
very hot hot sauce

put them on a plate and turn it to shuffle them up until you don't know which is which. you will then eat one each hour (and re-shuffle) until you get the Chocolate banana. Maybe you will get lucky! (I hope not!)