Since you seem fond of laxatives, I will give you the worst one. Take 4Tbsp (or more) of castor oil on an empty stomach [take with orange juice while holding your nose, it helps] or any other strong laxative. Now wait two hours only using the restroom for pee if you have to. The "ass volcano" should not start until after the 2 hour mark.
At two hours, put on a diaper or 3 pairs of tight underwear (plastic pants are recommended as well). Tape the toilet lids in your house securely shut. Now hold it in for as long as possible. If you make it to four hours, you may use the toilet.
However, if you do not, and mess yourself; you must stay in it for 20 more minutes, which is about the time it takes to completely empty. When you remove the diaper/underwear, you may not clean yourself except by using only 24 squares of toilet paper. No further cleaning until the next morning.
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