[the_diaper_darer]

It’s time for some arts and crafts, so grab three four bottles of glue, a box of crayons, some macaroni, and ten coloring pages. Now it’s time to diaper up, so put on three diapers(slits in the inner pairs), drink three liters of water(carefully), and dump three of the bottles of glue down the back of the innermost diaper. Put on some cartoons and get to work; make two pages of macaroni art, and finish all ten coloring pages. You must be laying on your stomach while you do your things, no getting up until all the pages are done. Once you finish, sit on your feet for an hour watching cartoons.