1. Million Dollars But... once a day, your cock will get really hard for a hour. It will be really visible to everyone who looks in the reason. You also can't perform any sexual activities during .
Given that I dont have a cock let's say for argument sake that I get unreasonably wet for the hour. Yes I would take the million, if my choice is looking like a slut and being set for life, I'm gonna be set for life.
2. Million Dollars But... every time you pass a person of the opposite sex that you're relatively attracted to, you have a vibrator that appears in your butt and vibrates for a good 10mins before stopping.
oh this is mean, being bisexual the bloody thing would never stop it I went into a crowd. Nope, not taking it.
3. Million Dollars But... every time you go in a change room or locker room, you have to piss on the floor and lay there for 5mins.
I hate piss play, never happening.
4. Million Dollars But... every time you see a white van, you get kidnapped and taken to secluded location that's in a 100km radius from your home. You then get raped and then released nude.
No, that sounds like a complete nightmare
5. Million Dollars But... every time you masturbate/ have sex, you orgasm in just one minute.
I'm denied most of the time anyway, the chance to cum quickly is such a welcome one, I'm taking it.
6. Million Dollars Butt... every night, you have to lick a female's ass to orgasm before you can sleep. Get it, it's literally million dollars BUTT.
no ass play for me I'm afriad
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