1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
I don't use costumes on Halloween... so I guess I have no choice :P
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
That would depend. The 2 hours walk...where would it be? (From where, passing by which places, etc.) The least public one, very likely.
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Mom
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Dog
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Full of girls, no doubt. I'd want to see what they'd do
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
I don't use toys :P But in the hypothetical case...I'd try and wait a bit, not sure if I'd wait a full week though. (Since I have never tried, I don't know how much I could stand)
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
For Shakira? Anything she likes
But if it was my choice, lap dance, the closer the better.
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Onion
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
Mmm I think 3 would serve more... 15 is a bit extreme. Many girls might not like it (but could be used for pain purposes).
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
A
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Rabbit tail
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Airport. More private (they take you to a different room).
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Ball gag
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Jungle
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
Last I texted (my wife)
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Kitchen fridge.