[Guv'nor]

Originally Posted by Azarialeigh

1. What did you have for lunch today?

2. What was the last pic you took on your phone?

3. What was the last message you sent from your phone?

4. Please explain why you call fries chips and chips crisps. Those poor potatoes!

1: You saw the photo's, jealous were you? It was a half pounder cheeseburger with sausages, bacon, eggs, mushrooms and black pudding (blood sausage) with a large portion of cheesy chips. I did not manage to eat more than a quarter of the chips, so I saved them to reheat later

2: Snow that had blown in under the door at work

3: I was asking someone if they had seen a video link I had sent them... of a woman being vibed remotely in a restaurant (I want to do that in real life pretty badly!)

4: Simple, as we get our words correct