[EvilBunny]

So this had always been one of my favorites when browsing the site (mostly for fun), and since my wife is away and coming back tomorrow, I decided to try and do an actual dice dare, and chose this one, since it always looked interesting. Here's how it went:

4 - Not too bad.
6 - Again, pretty easy stuff.
7 -> 11 - Here's where I ran into my first dilemma. Believe it or not, I don't have any ice cubes. So I improvised. I took a package of frozen spinach and put it down my boxers. Probably not the same as ice cubes, but an interesting sensation nonetheless, plus the ice cubes would never have stayed in.
16 - Man, I was hoping to take clothing off, not put it on. Since I was still fully dressed (shorts, t-shirt, boxers), I grabbed a long skirt my wife never wears since she hates them and threw it on (for what it's worth, while I'd never wear one in public or even outside of a dare, I've always liked skirts).
20 - I don't have any candles, so I decided to use that free pass I earned on the ladder here.
24 - Oh my word this sucked. I had to brace myself against a wall eventually and even then I barely made it. I'm totally out of shape. :/
26 - Hehe, I'm really glad I still had boxers on for this. It was kind of a fun feeling, and more of a duct tape thong than anything (I couldn't waste a ton of tape), but it was a nice and snug 8 minutes. I put the spinach away first, and yes, I washed it completely.
29 - Somehow I managed to open a window without raising the blind in 35 degree weather, and somehow I managed to get "junior" out around some duck tape, and did all of it while holding a long skirt up. But it got done.
33 - Okay, this didn't happen. First, I don't have clothespins. A quick test with butterfly clips told me that was NOT happening. Second, I have inverted nipples - I can't really attach anything to them. Third, this would SO have been a limit. So I skipped this one. I would have scooted back or forward a space, but I didn't have candles, and I didn't want to pull my dick back out through the duct tape just yet. So I figured to hell with it, and moved on.
39 - Spanked myself as hard as I could. Also gave myself 39 on the privates, as hard as I could mentally will myself to do, at least. I felt like it was plenty hard enough. The duct tape came off after this, it did a decent job cushioning blows for me.
43 - Cripes, I don't have any rice either? Not that I'd want to clean up that mess. I just knelt for 7 minutes on a dirty floor, not like I would have felt rice through the skirt anyways.
48 - Okay, I'm kind of glad I got this one, because I've always kind of wondered about the toothpaste. Always seemed kind of tame to me, but it keeps showing up in dares. So I grabbed a dab and rubbed it around the edge of my penis head (I'm circumcised), then started the timer. It tingled a bit, but nothing big. Then my phone rang. My wife was calling. And then I learned why the toothpaste showed up in so many dares. First it was...interesting. Then it was burning. I carried on a nice 3 minute conversation with a burning cock and I sure hope my wife was none the wiser, and when I hung up I couldn't wait to wash it off. Still took a while for the burning sensation to go away, but it did. Definitely interesting, but not really my thing. Hope that makes up for skipping 33.
50 - Okay. It took some doing (and some pictures), but I got there.
53 - Eh. This space is way too close to the end. This could have been a nightmare for me, too. Got there quickly this time.
56 - Alright. I don't think I've ever undressed so fast for this.

All in all a good time, not "enjoyable" in the way I thought it would be, but still worth my time.