You look ballsy and you seem to like extremely risky stuff. I'll go heavy-handed:
- Write on the back of both thighs "fuck me"
- Go to a church that has a closed or semi-closed confessional wearing a short skirt, and take a cross and a rosary with you
- Choose a row in front of someone and kneel
- Remove your panties and stuff them inside your pussy
- Wrap the rosary around the cross and put it inside with your panties, letting the rosary stick out a bit
- Get up and go ask the priest to confess you
- Inside the confessional, while you keep talking to the priest, undress your bottom half completely and masturbate until you cum without being noticed
- Dress again and exit the confessional
- Knee on the same row as before and remove everything from your pussy
- Put the cross with the rosary inside your wet panties and leave everything next to where you kneeled, before going away
Optional rule: if you get caught by the priest, you'll have to tell him what you have inside your pussy and ask him to take it out
Alternative rule: if you got a friend that is as crazy as you are, take him/her with you and try to have them sneak in the confessional to give you head, instead of masturbating by yourself.
Really curious to see if you can actually pull this off
