1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
not that i recall
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
almost but i made it before i burst
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(red)?
parents once or twice
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
yep
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
no
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
no
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
no
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(red)?
once by my mom
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
no
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
yes
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
no
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
all the time
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
no
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
no
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
no
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
no
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
no
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
yep something about hand cuffs
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
yep
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
women's sneakers and butt plugs
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
nothing unwanted
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
yep
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
no
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
no
25. Have you ever been in jail?
no
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
yep
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
yep
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
no
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
yep
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
a few
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
yep
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
no
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
no
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
no
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
no
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
yep
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
my face
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
yep pants zipper
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
i scratched it
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?yep
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