Aliens will now test your electric resistance.
For the day, take a 9v battery in your pocket.
Each time you have to pee, apply 5 times the battery on your asshole for 1 sec.
Each time you have to poo, apply 5 times the battery on your asshole for 3 sec.
Each time you use an elevator or stair, go as soon as possible at toilet and apply the battery on your asshole for 5 sec.
Each time you receive a phone call, add 5 sec to the final shock timer.
At the end of the day, apply the battery on your asshole for the final shock duration.
Have a nice day
