So i got a simple yet humiliating dare for you to try!
First, youll need to find a buddy :3 Once u have your "buddy" Send them a picture of you (your choice as to what it shows) and then they will go
http://bighugelabs.com/badge.php
They will upload the picture and add whatever they want your I.D. card to say! Then depending on how far u want to go, wither get your card back and maybe set it as avatar if appropriate or have them post it somewhere!
Thats it simple right :3