I like this, good idea and well done!
here's my answers
I origionaly rolled a 5 so, nearly all of each section!
SECTION 1: Masturbation
1: Right hand or left?
usually right, occasionally both..
2: Slow or fast?
Fast 
3: Porn or none?
Porn
4:
5: Lubed or dry?
Dry
6: Bed or shower?
Bed
SECTION 2: Celebrities (in bed)
1: Zac Efron or Leonardo diCaprio? erm
Zac Effron
2:
3: Barack Obama or George Bush?
George, so that I can say I have
4: Michelle Obama or Laura Bush?
erm Laura
5: Vanessa Hudgeons or Miley Cyrus?
er, the first one..
6: Gerard Butler (Phantom of the Opera (phantom), Nim's Island, P.S. I Love You) or Antonio Banderas?
Banderas, deffinatly!
SECTION 3: Fetishes
1:
2: Armpits or nipples?
Nipples
3: Ice cream or pudding?
icecream
4: Piercings or tattoos?
er is neither an acceptably answer?
5: Caucasian or Asian?
Caucasian
6: Leather or chains?
chains
SECTION 4: Pornography
1: Fetish porn or plain old sex?
Fetish really..
2: Gay porn or lesbian porn?
either really 
3:
4: Doctor's office or school?
school
5: Animated or live-action?
live, unless the animated is REALLY good..
6: Anal or oral?
deffo oral!
SECTION 5: Rituals
1: Shower/bathe in the morning or at night?
morning
2: Sleep naked or not?
naked
3: Masturbate in he morning or at night or not at all?
anytime!
4: Wash hair or body first?
hair
5: Put on pants before socks or socks before pants?
depends on american or english: boxers, then socks then trousers/pants
6:
SECTION 6: Oral
1: Teeth or tongue?
2: Head or whole shaft?
as most of shaft as possible
3: Condom or bare?
bare
4: Lube or not?
not
5: Giving or receiving?
mainly the second, but would do the first maybe....
6: Standing or kneeling or sitting?
ooo tough erm.... standing.
SECTION 7: Basic Sexy Crap
1: GIRLS: Panties or thong or none or other (specify)?
on a girl? panties
Boys: Boxers, boxer-briefs, briefs, none, or other (specify)?
to wear? boxer-briefs
2: Would you rather a dick (yours or someone else's) be cut or uncut?
uncut for both
3: Virgin ass or not (Yours)?
4: Ice or hot wax?
ice
5: Nose or assh*le?
what?
6: Electricity or fire?
electricty