SECTION 1: Masturbation
3: Porn or none? Porn
5: Lubed or dry? Lubed
6: Bed or shower? Shower
SECTION 2: Celebrities (in bed)
1: Zac Efron or Leonardo diCaprio? [not gay, so none]
3: Barack Obama or George Bush?4: Michelle Obama or Laura Bush? laura bush
6: Gerard Butler (Phantom of the Opera (phantom), Nim's Island, P.S. I Love You) or Antonio Banderas? [none, not gay]
SECTION 3: Fetishes
1: Feet or piss? Feet
3: Ice cream or pudding? Ice Cream
6: Leather or chains? Leather
SECTION 4: Pornography
2: Gay porn or lesbian porn? Lesbian
4: Doctor's office or school? School
5: Animated or live-action? Live-action
SECTION 5: Rituals
1: Shower/bathe in the morning or at night? night
4: Wash hair or body first? hair
5: Put on pants before socks or socks before pants? pants before socks
SECTION 6: Oral
1: Teeth or tongue? tongue
2: Head or whole shaft? whole shaft
6: Standing or kneeling or sitting? sitting
SECTION 7: Basic Sexy Crap
1: GIRLS: Panties or thong or none or other (specify)?
Boys: Boxers, boxer-briefs, briefs, none, or other (specify)? boxers
3: Virgin ass or not (Yours)? is
5: Nose or assh*le? uh.. nose i guess.
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