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Well, since I seem to have pioneered this idea, let's give it another go. These questions are simple, just pick one. For those who don't know how it works, listen up.

1: Roll a regular old die. Whatever number you get is the number of truths from EACH section you have to answer.
2: When you get to each section, roll once for every question you have to answer. There is no repeating.

EXAMPLE: If you rolled a 5 in step one, then you answer 5 questions for each section. If you rolled then 5,4,3,2,4, you would have to roll one more time so you didn't repeat question 4. Got it? Okay, let's go!

SECTION 1: Masturbation

1: Right hand or left?
2: Slow or fast?
3: Porn or none?
4: Toys or none?
5: Lubed or dry?
6: Bed or shower?

SECTION 2: Celebrities (in bed)

1: Zac Efron or Leonardo diCaprio?
2: Milla Jovovich (Resident Evil, Ulraviolet) or Cameron Diaz?
3: Barack Obama or George Bush?
4: Michelle Obama or Laura Bush?
5: Vanessa Hudgeons or Miley Cyrus?
6: Gerard Butler (Phantom of the Opera (phantom), Nim's Island, P.S. I Love You) or Antonio Banderas?

SECTION 3: Fetishes

1: Feet or piss?
2: Armpits or nipples?
3: Ice cream or pudding?
4: Piercings or tattoos?
5: Caucasian or Asian?
6: Leather or chains?

SECTION 4: Pornography

1: Fetish porn or plain old sex?
2: Gay porn or lesbian porn?
3: Furries or rubber?
4: Doctor's office or school?
5: Animated or live-action?
6: Anal or oral?

SECTION 5: Rituals

1: Shower/bathe in the morning or at night?
2: Sleep naked or not?
3: Masturbate in he morning or at night or not at all?
4: Wash hair or body first?
5: Put on pants before socks or socks before pants?
6: Get online right when you get up or later?

SECTION 6: Oral

1: Teeth or tongue?
2: Head or whole shaft?
3: Condom or bare?
4: Lube or not?
5: Giving or receiving?
6: Standing or kneeling or sitting?

SECTION 7: Basic Sexy Crap

1: GIRLS: Panties or thong or none or other (specify)?
Boys: Boxers, boxer-briefs, briefs, none, or other (specify)?
2: Would you rather a dick (yours or someone else's) be cut or uncut?
3: Virgin ass or not (Yours)?
4: Ice or hot wax?
5: Nose or assh*le?
6: Electricity or fire?

My Answers (I got a six in step one!):

SECTION 1: Masturbation

1: Right hand or left? left
2: Slow or fast? fast
3: Porn or none? none
4: Toys or none? none
5: Lubed or dry? dry
6: Bed or shower? bed

SECTION 2: Celebrities (in bed)

1: Zac Efron or Leonardo diCaprio? Zac Efron
2: Milla Jovovich (Resident Evil, Ulraviolet) or Cameron Diaz? Milla Jovovich
3: Barack Obama or George Bush? Obama
4: Michelle Obama or Laura Bush? Michelle
5: Vanessa Hudgeons or Miley Cyrus? Vanessa
6: Gerard Butler (Phantom of the Opera (phantom), Nim's Island, P.S. I Love You) or Antonio Banderas? Antonio Banderas

SECTION 3: Fetishes

1: Feet or piss? Piss
2: Armpits or nipples? armpits
3: Ice cream or pudding? pudding
4: Piercings or tattoos? piercings
5: Caucasian or Asian? asian
6: Leather or chains? chains

SECTION 4: Pornography

1: Fetish porn or plain old sex? fetish
2: Gay porn or lesbian porn? gay
3: Furries or rubber? rubber
4: Doctor's office or school? doctor's office
5: Animated or live-action? live-action
6: Anal or oral? anal

SECTION 5: Rituals

1: Shower/bathe in the morning or at night? night
2: Sleep naked or not? not (just a shirt, though)
3: Masturbate in he morning or at night or not at all? at night (mostly)
4: Wash hair or body first? hair
5: Put on pants before socks or socks before pants? pants before socks
6: Get online right when you get up or later? later (when I get home)

SECTION 6: Oral

1: Teeth or tongue? teeth
2: Head or whole shaft? whole shaft
3: Condom or bare? condom
4: Lube or not? not
5: Giving or receiving? giving
6: Standing or kneeling or sitting? sitting

SECTION 7: Basic Sexy Crap

1: GIRLS: Panties or thong or none or other (specify)? N/A
Boys: Boxers, boxer-briefs, briefs, none, or other (specify)?boxer-briefs
2: Would you rather a dick (yours or someone else's) be cut or uncut? uncut
3: Virgin ass or not (yours)? virgin
4: Ice or hot wax? ice
5: Nose or assh*le? asshole
6: Electricity or fire? electricity