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Old 11-26-2021, 04:30 AM   #515
The Evil Porlo
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1. Laying or kneeling? LAYING BECAUSE IM LAZY
2. Bondage or orgasm control? BONDAGE FOR SURE
3. Ass or boobs? ASS
4. Dick or vagina? DICK
5. Dom or sub? IM MOSTLY DOM
6. Denial or forced? FORCED
7. Hypnosis or extreme pain? HYPNOSIS
8. Collars or cuffs? CUFFS
9. Scat or blood? NEITHER. EVER
10. Masturbating with your hand or with toys? EITHER
11. Get messy with food or mud? WOULD LOVE TO TRY
12. Lots of sex or just in moderation? MODERATION
13. Gentle love or psychotic sex-crazed crazy sessions? BOTH
14. Spanking with your hand or 'other' implements? HAND
15. Get spanked with a hand or 'other' implements? HAND
16. Anal: giving or receiving GIVING
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Reasons To Go To Work Naked...

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
2. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
3. You want to see if it's like the dream.
4. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
5. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
6. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
7. No one steals your chair.

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