Hey hey hey,
I'm bored and in a "want to fuck with people" mood; so this is a thing. Comment below and I'll give you a custom dare / ruleset for a transformation.
Just state what you want to be transformed into and for how long, and I'll magic you into said thing. Be warned, that I can be a little bit unusual with my interests - so you may find a lot of psychological tasks, rather than what you're used to.
The more detail that you go into - the better! If I get a hundred people saying a "baby", that's boring. Why not say "the child of a helicopter parent, who was never taught potty training". Instead of "wedgie slave", why not say "victim of a group of university bullies, who love giving out wedgies". Creativity from you breeds creativity from me.
Don't know how many of these I'll do, but I'll try to give one to everyone who responds. If you don't have your Likes/Limits somewhere obvious, I'll ignore you - sorry.